The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!

antijoke · 5 Mar 2009 at 16:28

When did Chris Evans join Girls Aloud?

Burnsy2023 · 5 Mar 2009 at 16:33

Knubje said:
I liked the way you referred to yourself as a red head and not ginger

I wasn't referring to myself

stinamoo · 5 Mar 2009 at 16:35

Burnsy2023 said:
I wasn't referring to myself

But I was

Cosimo · 5 Mar 2009 at 16:36

platypus said:
Agreed, share the love Milf man!

+1

Ben M · 5 Mar 2009 at 16:38

Hey, I'm red hot, and ginger.

VFR_KID · 5 Mar 2009 at 16:38

Burnsy2023 said:
About 10 years ago when I was still at school I used to really fancy one of the more popular girls. I was in the same geography class as her in the period just before lunch. I then stayed in that classroom over lunch to work on the school's weather station (sad enough to be a confession in itself, I know!). I decided it would be a kind of turn on to bend down and sniff the seat she had been sitting on, but unfortunately I got caught doing this by another boy from the same class. I decided that attack was the best form of defence so immediately started the rumour that it had in fact been him who was the chair sniffer! He got such a hard time for it, and the girl in question was so disgusted she never spoke to him again!

I bet it would have tasted better LOL

Azagoth · 5 Mar 2009 at 17:28

Hatter The Mad said:
Confessions thread is serious business

No it's not. It's a bunch of people making stuff up to see how far they can push the rules and still get it posted. I've sent off at least 20 different confessions to test this out, none of them as bad as the ones posted and yet not a single one has been posted. Now, is that because mine don't involve smearing faeces over people, rubbing one out into someone else's property or cruelty to animals I couldn't say. All I know is they were well written, contained no swearing and were a hell of a lot tamer than the ones posted here.

Dj_Jestar · 5 Mar 2009 at 17:32

Azagoth said:
No it's not. It's a bunch of people making stuff up to see how far they can push the rules and still get it posted. I've sent off at least 20 different confessions to test this out, none of them as bad as the ones posted and yet not a single one has been posted. Now, is that because mine don't involve smearing faeces over people, rubbing one out into someone else's property or cruelty to animals I couldn't say. All I know is they were well written, contained no swearing and were a hell of a lot tamer than the ones posted here.

Ditto, but not that many. I've sent 3 from 3 different addresses. I'm actually starting to think Burnsy doesn't have access to that address or something and is just making them up or are all in fact his own confessions.

ScarySquirrel · 5 Mar 2009 at 17:40

To be honest, I don't care whether they are true or not, they have all given me a great laugh and that is what matters to me.

Burnsy2023 · 5 Mar 2009 at 18:51

Azagoth said:
No it's not. It's a bunch of people making stuff up to see how far they can push the rules and still get it posted. I've sent off at least 20 different confessions to test this out, none of them as bad as the ones posted and yet not a single one has been posted. Now, is that because mine don't involve smearing faeces over people, rubbing one out into someone else's property or cruelty to animals I couldn't say. All I know is they were well written, contained no swearing and were a hell of a lot tamer than the ones posted here.

No you haven't, or if you have they didn't arrive. There are only a few that havn't been posted and are not worth posting such as:

I have bought WoW gold and powerleveling as well as items for Diablo 2.

Complete waste of money and made my account feel dirty.

Or

I'm so horny I'll probably screw the next person who gives me the chance!

Or

I once deleted Coronation Street off the Sky+ planner before my Mum had chance to watch it.

There are just three more that haven't been posted as they'd break the rules.

So, if you have any other confessions, then they haven't been delivered. That's neither my problem nor my fault.

Dj_Jestar said:
Ditto, but not that many. I've sent 3 from 3 different addresses. I'm actually starting to think Burnsy doesn't have access to that address or something and is just making them up or are all in fact his own confessions.

Like I've said above. Either they're in this post or they haven't arrived.

Dj_Jestar · 5 Mar 2009 at 18:54

I've created hotmail, yahoo and even sent from my own email address. I've used 3 different anonymous sender sites, mulitple times from all.. and none have got through?! Right..

Stolly · 5 Mar 2009 at 18:58

whats with all this mom rubbish ?

Some people watch far too much American TV !

Azagoth · 5 Mar 2009 at 18:59

Dj_Jestar said:
I've created hotmail, yahoo and even sent from my own email address. I've used 3 different anonymous sender sites, mulitple times from all.. and none have got through?! Right..

Same here, but with various other free email addresses too. They all work as well, I've sent test messages from them to my own *@gmail address.

Jotun · 5 Mar 2009 at 19:05

Dkore-DeX said:
If you truly believe the colour of someones hair has any bearing to the way they **** then you are as informed as a child who believes in santa.

There was a study done in Germany which suggested there was a link.

the sex lives of redheaded women were not only more active than women with other colors of hair, but that red heads have more partners and sex more frequently than the average person.

http://www.ktvu.com/health/9687039/detail.html

Granted it only says they have more sex, not better sex, but more experience probably does make it better.

QBitOscillation · 5 Mar 2009 at 19:17

Ben M said:
Hey, I'm red hot, and ginger.

Hahaha!

Ginger pubes!!

(actually I like genger women too)

Pilky01 · 5 Mar 2009 at 19:26

Mine never got posted either, it wasn't as bad as most on here.

Hatter The Mad · 5 Mar 2009 at 19:30

Pilky01 said:
Mine never got posted either, it wasn't as bad as most on here.

Which one was it?

Pilky01 · 5 Mar 2009 at 19:31

Hatter The Mad said:
Which one was it?

It never got posted.

G-MAN2004 · 5 Mar 2009 at 19:34

QBitOscillation said:
Hahaha!

Ginger pubes!!

(actually I like genger women too)

Haha.

If someone was born ginger, then their hair turned to brown later on in life, and they had a child with someone who is blonde, what colour hair would that child have? Blonde recessive gene would be passed down by the blonde, but what about the person born ginger who turned to brown?

Sorry for random off-topic stuff.

Burnsy2023 · 5 Mar 2009 at 19:38

Dj_Jestar said:
I've created hotmail, yahoo and even sent from my own email address. I've used 3 different anonymous sender sites, mulitple times from all.. and none have got through?! Right..

Azagoth said:
Same here, but with various other free email addresses too. They all work as well, I've sent test messages from them to my own *@gmail address.

CC a test message to [email protected], maybe it's an issue with gmail.

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