***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

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Burnsy2023

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Following the epic success of Vanilla's thread here: http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=17723248

I'm proposing a new thread with the same rules for all the new sinners to confess.

The rules are:

Vanilla said:
The idea is simple. You email confessions you'd like the forums to know or discuss to [email protected]
They are then posted here, by me, anonymously for all to see and discuss. If you want to be super secretive feel free to create a separate email to send the email to me. http://deadfake.com/
No sick stuff, anything medical related such as being depressed wont be posted.

Remember this is a family forum so anything really sordid, explicit, targeted against other forum members, or majorly criminal wont be posted as it would get removed by the mods anyway.
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If you're worried about being anonymous, have a look here:

Confessions will be marked in Orange

Some examples that are from this forum

I need to chose between 2 girls. One is a nurse, several years my junior, who is gorgeous, funny, is crazy about me but the sex is just OK. The other is bit of a tramp, not that great looking but is absolutely mind blowing in the sack. They are quite good friends. I’m not the kind of guy who normally has a couple of birds on the go so I’m trying to spin it out, it’s giving my ego a hell of a boost. I will hopefully get more serious with the hot one but unfortunately I already know I will end up getting drunk and phoning her skanky friend for some freaky sex. :(
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I didn't go to my grandfathers funeral because I wanted to stay home and play computer games. I told my parents I was too shook up over it to deal with going, and they bought it. They were even all concerned for me. To be honest I never really liked him or knew him well.

I feel like I should feel worse about it than I do.
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Just to reiterate, the new address is: [email protected]
 
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Hatter The Mad said:
I trust this Vanilla person, from the past. Not sure about you, Burnsy. Not sure...
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That's a bit harsh :(

Like has been said in the rules, you can always make a throw away email account if you feel you really want to be anonymous.

ScarySquirrel said:
Awesome. Bring them on! Do you have access to that GMail account then Burnsy?
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A new address is waiting for replies, it's different to Vanilla's though.
 
When the first McDonalds in the UK opened in Woolwich, I was proud to be one of the first patrons.
So proud that before eating any of the food, I paid them ultimate tribute and took a dump in the middle of the toilet floor.

I was a little moron when I was a kid!
 
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Whilst living with my ex at her mothers, we were in the bedroom and she was eating a microwave Lasagne. The telephone rang downstairs and she went down to answer it. I was in quite a horny mood and she had the monthly girl problem so I took it upon myself to make the most of the moment and dropped my pants to get jiggy. Thinking only seconds had passed and just as I am about to get to the end, I heard her walking back upstairs. I panicked and the moment of ecstasy happened just as I turned my head to look at the door, not even taking any notice where the boy stuff was going. I pulled up my pants quickly and fell back onto the bed only to notice that I had in fact blown my sauce on some of her Lasagne. Too embarrassed to admit what I had done, I sat on the bed silently as I watched her finish it.
 
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I regularly stare at my fiancees mums cleavage wishing i could see what was underneath, i probably wouldn't feel guilty about giving her the old one two......thinking about it the same goes for her sister
 
I seem to become very incontinent when I've had a skinful. Numerous times i've come home and wet the bed... waking up to a damp bed in the morning. Luckily "pee" is less smelly straight after a night out so it's not much of an issue. However a few weeks ago I entered the wrong bedroom and relieved myself all over the bottom of his bed :( I heard a commotion in the morning with my brother asking why his bed was so damp and "musty". I clicked straight away... he never did find out what it was!
 
Once when i was a nipper i was scared to go to the toilet when no one was around because it was at the back of the house downstairs. My mother had left half a glass of wine on the living room floor so i decided to top it off for her. She came down stairs a few hours later and had a sip..."Have you peed in this?" "nope mumy". To this day i cannot bring myself to tell her!

 
I once had sexual relations with a girl who then took me to a house party with her friends. After a few drinks i ended up in the toilet with one of them having a good old snog and a grope! who knocks on the toilet door? After the initial panic i just thought its a 50 50 chance because she is drunk just open the door and bolt! As we opened the door she was looking the other way so the girl i was with went downstairs, i took the girl i came to the party with home, went back to the party and took the friend i hooked up with back to mine for some loving! two in one day!
 
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