***The All New OCUK Anonymous Confession Thread!***

[PinkFloyd]

This thread has turned bad. Stop filling it with crap - I'm sure you can compare Ginger girls elsewhere.

Although I'll have the chick posted by blix please.

 

[bum]

Less comparing, more confessing!

 

[Cosimo]

Less comparing, more confessing!

Come on you sinners, out with it.

 

[steve-h]

 

[platypus]

I didn't think it possible to make Girls Aloud look any more like slappers, but hey, your elite paint skills aside, I stand corrected.

And I would do anything to bed Gillian Anderson.

 

[Egon]

I didn't think it possible to make Girls Aloud look any more like slappers, but hey, your elite paint skills aside, I stand corrected.

And I would do anything to bed Gillian Anderson.

Bed David Duchovny?

 

[platypus]

Bed David Duchovny?

Sure why not.

 

[Blue Cypher]

Sure why not.

I can see a new confession coming soon

 

[platypus]

5 minutes of awkwardness to spend hours with Gillian Anderson? No problem .

 

[antijoke]

She aint as hot as she was.

 

[platypus]

I'd still do her.

 

[Egon]

Sure why not.

Oh dear.

 

[Burnsy2023]

Last summer before I went to uni I wanted to do something really weird and kinky because I wouldn't be able to do anything like that in halls. I got a class of milk and a straw inserted the straw in my john thomas, got a little bit of milk in my mouth and blew down the straw, it felt strange but I did this a few more times. I then did a wee but I dont think all the milk came out. The next few weeks whenever I did a wee it really stung. I had given my self a UTI, I will not be doing that again.

 

[blix]

o.O

 

[Cosimo]

I can see a new confession coming soon

We are all waiting for this one.

 

[blastman]

Last summer before I went to uni I wanted to do something really weird and kinky because I wouldn't be able to do anything like that in halls. I got a class of milk and a straw inserted the straw in my john thomas, got a little bit of milk in my mouth and blew down the straw, it felt strange but I did this a few more times. I then did a wee but I dont think all the milk came out. The next few weeks whenever I did a wee it really stung. I had given my self a UTI, I will not be doing that again.

opens up a whole world of wrong.....

 

[Cosimo]

I got a class of milk and a straw inserted the straw in my john thomas, got a little bit of milk in my mouth and blew down the straw, it felt strange but I did this a few more times.

What a John Thomas.

 

[uber soldat]

Last summer before I went to uni I wanted to do something really weird and kinky because I wouldn't be able to do anything like that in halls. I got a class of milk and a straw inserted the straw in my john thomas, got a little bit of milk in my mouth and blew down the straw, it felt strange but I did this a few more times. I then did a wee but I dont think all the milk came out. The next few weeks whenever I did a wee it really stung. I had given my self a UTI, I will not be doing that again.

Who is this John Thomas and why does he like having straws inserted into him?

 

[Cr0fty]

Usually when people want to do something really kinky, they do it with another person ( preferably of the opposite sex ), don't they?

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Why would ANYONE put a straw up their japseye? Let alone put milk down said straw!