Nighclub chat-up lines.

Mulder · 24 May 2007 at 14:10

I'm off clubbing with a few mates tonight, and we want some new lines.

Hit me.

Keylow · 24 May 2007 at 14:11

That's not a good line.

pyro · 24 May 2007 at 14:11

Mulder said:
I'm off clubbing with a few mates tonight, and we want some new lines.

Hit me.

KaHn · 24 May 2007 at 14:11

"hi there is it me or do you look better in the dark"

KaHn

knowledge123 · 24 May 2007 at 14:11

I want to cover you in thermal paste and overclock you till you BSOD ?

fendi · 24 May 2007 at 14:12

Nice shoes, wanna ****?

scaramanga182 · 24 May 2007 at 14:13

knowledge123 said:
I want to cover you in thermal paste and overclock you till you BSOD ?

ROFL!

Love to see the reaction that gets!

Christo · 24 May 2007 at 14:13

Hey 'bebe' Your nose looks smaller in the dark

squiffy · 24 May 2007 at 14:13

alright munter?

tedaC · 24 May 2007 at 14:13

knowledge123 said:
I want to cover you in thermal paste and overclock you till you BSOD ?

Classic

Dunks · 24 May 2007 at 14:14

Take it to her face tbh, or "Nice action here, lets just turn on the flashlight so we can get more detail here"

woodsy · 24 May 2007 at 14:15

"I want to flash your firmware"

AthlonTom · 24 May 2007 at 14:15

"Arn't you in hollyoaks?" Is a good one

fendi · 24 May 2007 at 14:15

You must be tired, why you might ask, well you have been running non stop on my mind all night

wordy · 24 May 2007 at 14:18

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

Yarkanat · 24 May 2007 at 14:19

knowledge123 said:
I want to cover you in thermal paste and overclock you till you BSOD ?

THAT MADE MY DAY!!! THANKS

Johnny Girth · 24 May 2007 at 14:19

You: Bet you £1 I can make your breasts move without touching them
Her: No way.
You: Yes way.
Her: You're on.
You: <grope her> Nope, I was wrong. <hand over £1>

paradigm · 24 May 2007 at 14:20

fendi said:
You must be tired, why you might ask, well you have been running non stop on my mind all night

That is just so goddamn lame and cheesy.

Amp34 · 24 May 2007 at 14:21

Johnny Girth said:
You: Bet you £1 I can make your breasts move without touching them
Her: No way.
You: Yes way.
Her: You're on.
You: <grope her> Nope, I was wrong. <hand over £1>

Fraggr · 24 May 2007 at 14:23

Johnny Girth said:
You: Bet you £1 I can make your breasts move without touching them
Her: No way.
You: Yes way.
Her: You're on.
You: <grope her> Nope, I was wrong. <hand over £1>

LOL

"Nice shoes, wanna ****?"