Nighclub chat-up lines.

[waxapple]

Just say "lol" they'll know you're cool *AND* you've got a sense of humour. Can't fail.

Hahahaha

Someone I know pronounced 'pwn' the other day, as in, actually said it out loud.

 

[fail at the internets]

I can't believe this thread is so big!

I didn't use any cheese last night, I just stuck to "wanna dance?"

Disappointing

 

[Smiley Man]

"can i take you home and split you like lumber?"

"i want to put my oingy boingy into your velvet underground"

"you got any spare rohypnol?"

 

[Dj_Jestar]

"Let me buy you a drink. I go like a rhino."

 

[Carzy]

I'm "Your name". I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. "name of your mate that's with you" here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system.

Don't know why that made me laugh so much.

 

[Gonzo0]

For the geek: "You wanna come back to mine and own some n00bs on css?"

For the cheesy guy: "Is it hot in here or is it just you?"

 

[_-SIRUS-_]

Gotta few:


"My penis has died... Would you mind if I buried it in your ass"





classic

 

[The_Biggles]

(Prepare to take a step back)

You've got a nice pair of legs.

What time do they open?

 

[Origin]

Shamelessly stolen from somewhere else...

Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap hotel room.

 

[Millwall.FC]

"get your bag darlin, you've pulled"

and if you get turned down just reply "dont be picky cus i was'ent"

 

[cells]

You don't sweat much for a fat lass

made me laugh for a good minute

 

[FrannoBaz]

I want to cover you in thermal paste and overclock you till you BSOD ?

LMFAO

 

[West]

"Can I be your Alpha?"

 

[West]

Hahahaha

Someone I know pronounced 'pwn' the other day, as in, actually said it out loud.

not just me that thinks in accronyms then.

 

[delta555]

Him: Do you like biscuits?

Her: *Response*

Him: Well, why don't you come back to my place to have a nibble of my ginger nuts.

I made that one up for a mate who is ginger.

 

[BlairH]

You: He doesn't like you.

Wait for them to reply

You: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!

Me and one of my best mates actually tried this once with a girl in a bar.

 

[dirtybeatfreak]

YOU: "Hi the names Bond
HER : "James Bond?"
YOU: "No Uni Bond, now let me fill your crack"

ROFL, winner by far for me!