Nighclub chat-up lines.

Vibez · 24 May 2007 at 14:48

Are you from heaven? Your face looks like it's fallen from a great height

Amp34 · 24 May 2007 at 14:50

Vibez said:
Are you from heaven? Your face looks like it's fallen from a great height

Now that is good.

merlin · 24 May 2007 at 14:51

Do you actually need a chat up line in a club?

I thought the whole point was everyone was off their face therefore removing the necessity for chat.

Helium_Junkie · 24 May 2007 at 14:51

Flash your firmware... rolf

Some classics here

Dj_Jestar · 24 May 2007 at 14:54

Vibez said:
Are you from heaven? Your face looks like it's fallen from a great height

haha I love these types.. gives the lay-up and the smack down.

Zefan · 24 May 2007 at 14:55

I'm "Your name". I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. "name of your mate that's with you" here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system.

hyper_piper45 · 24 May 2007 at 14:59

Zefan said:
I'm "Your name". I'm captain of the Millennium Falcon. "name of your mate that's with you" here tells me you're looking for passage to the Alderaan system.

I don't understand any of your chat up lines in this thread. :confused:

Holliday · 24 May 2007 at 15:01

Watch and learn;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Yy_BJYdtc

Barney is legen-wait for it-dary!

Indy500 · 24 May 2007 at 15:01

hyper_piper45 said:
I don't understand any of your chat up lines in this thread.

He's missing the Star Wars\bedroom thread I think...

vincent1989 · 24 May 2007 at 15:02

"i wanna sex you up"

oh...you want to get some not keep em off?...i dunno then

jackoh · 24 May 2007 at 15:03

Here's 10p, phone your mum, tell her you won't be coming home tonight

vincent1989 · 24 May 2007 at 15:06

jackoh said:
Here's 10p, phone your mum, tell her you won't be coming home tonight

isnt it 20p nower days?

squiffy · 24 May 2007 at 15:07

jackoh said:
Here's 10p, phone your mum, tell her you won't be coming home tonight

groan.

Zefan · 24 May 2007 at 15:09

hyper_piper45 said:
I don't understand any of your chat up lines in this thread.

If you were a real geek you'd get it.

sr4470 said:
He's missing the Star Wars\bedroom thread I think...

Oh so much

paddy · 24 May 2007 at 15:10

"I was on this internet forum earlier...."

"Do you know ceiling cat"

"I'm Hans Solo, would you like to stroke my wookie"

<sneeks up behind> "BOOOOOMM HEADSHOT.... wanna drink?"

squiffy · 24 May 2007 at 15:13

How about

"I've got crabs, herpes, Chlamydia, Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, Lymphogranuloma Venereum, Syphilis, Trichomoniasis, aids, genitalia rash, vd. Fancy a drink?"

Fraggr · 24 May 2007 at 15:16

squiffy said:
How about

"I've got crabs, herpes, Chlamydia, Genital Warts, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, Lymphogranuloma Venereum, Syphilis, Trichomoniasis, aids, genitalia rash, vd. Fancy a drink?"

"Legally I have to tell you I have AIDS..."

Beren · 24 May 2007 at 15:17

The pound one has worked for me in the past.

You do have to time it right though!

Are you from heaven? Your face looks like it's fallen from a great height

Absolute classic. Really must remember that one.

I have been known to just walk up to a girl and tell her I think she's the best looking girl in the place. Never tried to pull with it I just love watching their faces afterwards, very few can help but smile.

Zom · 24 May 2007 at 15:29

Hi, I'm a Comp Sci - wanna ****?

JonB · 24 May 2007 at 15:47

Holliday said:
Watch and learn;

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6Yy_BJYdtc

Barney is legen-wait for it-dary!

What is that show?