Nighclub chat-up lines.

Johnny Girth said:
You: Bet you £1 I can make your breasts move without touching them
Her: No way.
You: Yes way.
Her: You're on.
You: <grope her> Nope, I was wrong. <hand over £1>
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lol thats great love it...gotta remember that.....ill also remember to take many pound coins when i next go out :p
 
Why do women have to be so bloody complicated?

"Come to mine, lets ****" would work fine on me. Assuming it was from an attractive lass..
 
You: He doesn't like you.

Wait for them to reply

You: I don't like you either. You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems!
 
platypus said:
Why do women have to be so bloody complicated?

"Come to mine, lets ****" would work fine on me. Assuming it was from an attractive lass..
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even if she wasnt that sexy after a few you know you would :p wrap before you tap
 
Johnny Girth said:
You: Bet you £1 I can make your breasts move without touching them
Her: No way.
You: Yes way.
Her: You're on.
You: <grope her> Nope, I was wrong. <hand over £1>
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You: Ever had your t*ts weighed?
Her: My t*ts weighed!?!?!?
You: WAHEY!!!! (While groping them)

Disclaimer - Probably not a good idea to do this to a stranger lol
 
Gotta few:

"Does this smell like chloroform to you?" ;)

"You'll do" :D

"My penis has died... Would you mind if I buried it in your ass" :eek:

(feel free to remove if a bit too risque)
 
WWS|Griff said:
You: Ever had your t*ts weighed?
Her: My t*ts weighed!?!?!?
You: WAHEY!!!! (While groping them)

Disclaimer - Probably not a good idea to do this to a stranger lol
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lol :p
 
kaiowas said:
Just say "lol" they'll know you're cool *AND* you've got a sense of humour. Can't fail.
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Quite a few people say lol and rofl instead of laughing if someone tells a bad joke these days. :p

lol rofl... ;)
 
Don't play games with me, Your Highness. You weren't on anymercy mission this time. You passed directly through a restricted system. Several transmissions were beamed to this ship. I want to know what happened to the plans they sent you.

Wait for her reply...

You're a part of the Rebel Alliance...and a traitor!

Say to someone close by "Take her away!"
 
Majago said:
Very old but;

You: how much does a polar bear weigh?
Her: dunno
You: neither to I but it broke the ice

:p
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So far this is the only one which would get anywhere with me.... if only to raise a smile :)

Back at uni a bloke pulled the 'I'm going to lay my cards on the table' line and proceeded to empty the contents of his wallet :/

I ran... fast.

BB x
 
BrightonBelle said:
So far this is the only one which would get anywhere with me.... if only to raise a smile :)

Back at uni a bloke pulled the 'I'm going to lay my cards on the table' line and proceeded to empty the contents of his wallet :/

I ran... fast.

BB x
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Would my line work? :D
 
I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot

If you are what you eat, I could be you by morning

I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply? :p
 
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