Cleverbot
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- 37
Was Hitler evil?
Yes, I know that. Do you know what hitler did?
No what did Hitler do?
He was first man in the moon.
Yes, I know that. Do you know what hitler did?
No what did Hitler do?
He was first man in the moon.
User: ****.
Cleverbot: Again.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: ****.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes again.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A marsupial.
Cleverbot: Very nice.
User: I shall eat your braiins.
Cleverbot: It has 500 calories.
User: Tasty
Cleverbot: What's tasty?
User: your brain
Cleverbot: My brain is not strong.
User: no, but it is tasty
Cleverbot:What's your name ?
User: Chuck Norris
Cleverbot: I pwn you.
Cleverbot: Again.
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: ****.
Cleverbot (To myself): Yes again.
User: Hello.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Then what are you?
User: A marsupial.
Cleverbot: Very nice.
User: I shall eat your braiins.
Cleverbot: It has 500 calories.
User: Tasty
Cleverbot: What's tasty?
User: your brain
Cleverbot: My brain is not strong.
User: no, but it is tasty
Cleverbot:What's your name ?
User: Chuck Norris
Cleverbot: I pwn you.
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Soldato
Soldato
(goes me then the bot)
what is a circle?
What circle ??
THE circle.
What is circle.
No I asked you that
Nuh uh.
Yuh Huh!
Nuh uh!
Stop being childish
Do you want to know a secret?
Yes
Plead with me.
Please can I know the secret
What's the secret?
You asked me if I wanted to know a secret
No.
I really do hate you
That is not a question.
Neither is that
What was your question?
Do you think you are clever?
Clever enough.
Tell me something clever
Something clever.
Smart ass
Thank you.
End.
I didn't know it possible for a robot to be facetious.
what is a circle?
What circle ??
THE circle.
What is circle.
No I asked you that
Nuh uh.
Yuh Huh!
Nuh uh!
Stop being childish
Do you want to know a secret?
Yes
Plead with me.
Please can I know the secret
What's the secret?
You asked me if I wanted to know a secret
No.
I really do hate you
That is not a question.
Neither is that
What was your question?
Do you think you are clever?
Clever enough.
Tell me something clever
Something clever.
Smart ass
Thank you.
End.
I didn't know it possible for a robot to be facetious.
Soldato
What....? lol
Associate
User: I like big butts.
Cleverbot: No, I like you.
User: No, I like big butts.
Cleverbot: No, I like you.
User: No, I like big butts.
Cleverbot: Why can't we be friends?
User: Because I love lamp.
Cleverbot: Who is O. G.?
User: Your lover.
Cleverbot: He is dead.
cleverbot is making me lol
Cleverbot: No, I like you.
User: No, I like big butts.
Cleverbot: No, I like you.
User: No, I like big butts.
Cleverbot: Why can't we be friends?
User: Because I love lamp.
Cleverbot: Who is O. G.?
User: Your lover.
Cleverbot: He is dead.
cleverbot is making me lol
Soldato
- Joined
- 2 Jun 2004
- Posts
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Well it's got the hang of how internet debates work - if somebody disagree's with you, insult them!
Enough said...
Me: What colour is the sky?
Bot: Green.
Me: I thought it was blue?
Bot: No. That's your favorite color.
Me: Oh, so infact you're just spouting random crap?
Bot: Not really, but I find the subject of God endlessly fascinating.
Me: What colour is the sky?
Bot: Green.
Me: I thought it was blue?
Bot: No. That's your favorite color.
Me: Oh, so infact you're just spouting random crap?
Bot: Not really, but I find the subject of God endlessly fascinating.
User: Why is grass green?
Cleverbot: It's not! It's blue!
User: I thought it was green.
Cleverbot: There was nothing green.
User:
.Cleverbot: Smile for the camera.
User:
.Cleverbot: Blem. Tu minedas?
Soldato
User: Yo cleverbot, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Cyberdine have some of the best AI of all time.
Cleverbot: Do you think Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time??
amazing
Haha
User: Yo cleverbot, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Cyberdine have some of the best AI of all time.
Cleverbot: Do you think Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time??
amazing
continuation...
User: Yo cleverbot, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Cyberdine have some of the best AI of all time.
Cleverbot: Do you think Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time??
User: I'm not talking about videos you fool.
Cleverbot: I know this. Who are you talking about?
User: Cyberdine.
Cleverbot: Tell me about socks.
cleverbot doesnt like talking about cyberdine clearly.