Cleverbot
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Caporegime
It must be a member here....
What a pile of ****
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Soldato
Is this just making you talk to another person?
Me- You do, you fail epically.
It's not my fault that you're off topic!
Me - What topic are we on?
I'm not sure anymore. So, Cleverbot, are you married?
Me - I'm not cleverbot, you are aren't you?
Who is your favorite jonas brother?
wtf?
Me- You do, you fail epically.
It's not my fault that you're off topic!
Me - What topic are we on?
I'm not sure anymore. So, Cleverbot, are you married?
Me - I'm not cleverbot, you are aren't you?
Who is your favorite jonas brother?
wtf?
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Soldato
Was Hitler evil?
I'm from Hungary
Hmmmmm.
Edit; Oh Jesus, I must be having a bad day if it took me that long to work out.
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It must be a member here....
we buy any car
Buy what ?
we buy any car
I didn't know you had a car.
any any any any
You've lost me now.
I WANNA DO A POO AT PAULS
Let's do it.
Soldato
Me - If you went camping and woke up with a condom hanging out of your ****, would you tell anybody?
Bot - Do as I ask. Give yourself a last name.
Me - Wanna come camping?
Bot - I would love to, but I got plans, thank for offer.
Bot - Do as I ask. Give yourself a last name.
Me - Wanna come camping?
Bot - I would love to, but I got plans, thank for offer.
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User: What is pi to 64 places?
Cleverbot: I can do better than that 3.1415926535897932384626433832795.
User: That's not 64 places.
Cleverbot: You're not clever.
Cleverbot: I can do better than that 3.1415926535897932384626433832795.
User: That's not 64 places.
Cleverbot: You're not clever.
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Haha.
Legend bot.
Legend bot.
Soldato
I linked it to this thread.
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User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake is several pieces of sponge made from goop with goop in the middle.
User: But its a lie.
Cleverbot: It is not. It's one of the few things I have said to you that was not a lie.
User: I mean the cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: Its a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!
Cleverbot: The cake is several pieces of sponge made from goop with goop in the middle.
User: But its a lie.
Cleverbot: It is not. It's one of the few things I have said to you that was not a lie.
User: I mean the cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: In what way?
User: Its a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake is a lie!
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User: Same.. What you doing at the moment then dude?
Cleverbot: I'm watching tv.
User: What show?
Cleverbot: Knight rider.
Cleverbot: I'm watching tv.
User: What show?
Cleverbot: Knight rider.
Soldato
User: I just accidentally a coka-cola bottle, is this bad?
Cleverbot: Not nearly as bad as a whole toaster!
User: But I the WHOLE bottle!
Cleverbot: I think you're missing a verb clever bot.
User: Hold on one sec, I need to the bottle.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Sorry, it's just hard when I've accidentally the whole bottle.
Cleverbot: You're the one that's hard to follow along with.
User: Yea, you know, when you and the whole bottle gets stuck.
Cleverbot: Just for today.
User: Don't know for how long, I mean it is the whole bottle.
Cleverbot: Neither do I. Isn't that weird.
Cleverbot: Not nearly as bad as a whole toaster!
User: But I the WHOLE bottle!
Cleverbot: I think you're missing a verb clever bot.
User: Hold on one sec, I need to the bottle.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Sorry, it's just hard when I've accidentally the whole bottle.
Cleverbot: You're the one that's hard to follow along with.
User: Yea, you know, when you and the whole bottle gets stuck.
Cleverbot: Just for today.
User: Don't know for how long, I mean it is the whole bottle.
Cleverbot: Neither do I. Isn't that weird.
Soldato
User: Is Patrick Swayze in Heaven
Clever bot:How did you know my last name?
User: Are you in heaven?
Clever bot: Yes im an angel
User: Are you a gaurdian angel?
Clever bot: Yes
User: Who are you gaurding
Clever bot: Im your worst Nightmare
User: I dont have Nightmares I just have wet dreams
Clever bot: Im the Joker
Clever bot:How did you know my last name?
User: Are you in heaven?
Clever bot: Yes im an angel
User: Are you a gaurdian angel?
Clever bot: Yes
User: Who are you gaurding
Clever bot: Im your worst Nightmare
User: I dont have Nightmares I just have wet dreams
Clever bot: Im the Joker
Soldato
Bot: What about Pink Floyd?
Me: Pink Floyd?
Bot: Vanessa Lane
Me: I would
Bot: You would what?
Me: Smash it
Bot: That would be highly impractical, even if I were violently inclined.
Me: Not smash her, smash her pasty
Bot: Do it then
Me: You do it
Bot: Sure
Me: Pink Floyd?
Bot: Vanessa Lane
Me: I would
Bot: You would what?
Me: Smash it
Bot: That would be highly impractical, even if I were violently inclined.
Me: Not smash her, smash her pasty
Bot: Do it then
Me: You do it
Bot: Sure
Soldato
sure this is a bot?
Do you get the feeling that 100 people are typing and all that's happing is these entries are getting passed around to each other?
ie: So I could see a question appear, which infact someone else has asked. I then type the response and it gets shipped back to that person. So infact there's no AI at all!!
ie: So I could see a question appear, which infact someone else has asked. I then type the response and it gets shipped back to that person. So infact there's no AI at all!!