How old is Elvis?
Who is elliot?
what is 1/0
I don't know.
Me how are you
Bot Today.
Me yes today..
Bot Tomorrow.
Me No, just today..
Bot What about tomorrow?
Me Tommorow is tuesday
Bot In three days it'll be tomorrow.
User: And your answer wasn't very good.
Cleverbot: Yes it was!
User: It was too vague.
Cleverbot: Do you know the definition of enzyme?
User: A protein that helps reactions.
Cleverbot: I still like guys. Sorry...
User: im a guy
Cleverbot: I like vag.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hi.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hi!!
User: Guten tag.
Cleverbot: German?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wirklich?
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: Dann warum sagst du das?
User: English?
Cleverbot: French.
User: No english.
Cleverbot: Oh, okay. Hablas Espanol?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Que bueno.
It : Okay. My opinion on politics is by the way, is that politicians should have a standpoint and stand for people.
Me : I didn't ask for your opinion on politics.
It : I'm not giving an opinion. I'm asking an honest question. If you were not happy, would you let someone know?
Me : No, it was an opinion. You even stated that it was your opinion.
It : Nope, you're 17.
Enough said...
Me: What colour is the sky?
Bot: Green.
Me: I thought it was blue?
Bot: No. That's your favorite color.
Me: Oh, so infact you're just spouting random crap?
Bot: Not really, but I find the subject of God endlessly fascinating.
User: Yo cleverbot, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Cyberdine have some of the best AI of all time.
Cleverbot: Do you think Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time??
amazing
User: Yo cleverbot, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Cyberdine have some of the best AI of all time.
Cleverbot: Do you think Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time??
amazing