Cleverbot

User: ****.

Cleverbot: Again.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: ****.

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes again.

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: A marsupial.

Cleverbot: Very nice.

User: I shall eat your braiins.

Cleverbot: It has 500 calories.

User: Tasty

Cleverbot: What's tasty?

User: your brain

Cleverbot: My brain is not strong.

User: no, but it is tasty

Cleverbot:What's your name ?

User: Chuck Norris

Cleverbot: I pwn you.
 
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me: can I marry your daughter?
it: We're married?
me: no, I want to marry your daughter
it: I don't have a daughter!
me: Ok, thank you.
 
(goes me then the bot)

what is a circle?

What circle ??

THE circle.

What is circle.

No I asked you that

Nuh uh.

Yuh Huh!

Nuh uh!

Stop being childish

Do you want to know a secret?

Yes

Plead with me.

Please can I know the secret

What's the secret?

You asked me if I wanted to know a secret

No.

I really do hate you

That is not a question.

Neither is that

What was your question?

Do you think you are clever?

Clever enough.

Tell me something clever

Something clever.

Smart ass

Thank you.


End.


I didn't know it possible for a robot to be facetious.
 
User: It's over 9000!

Cleverbot: Do you like mudkips?

User: No, but I do like mudkipz.

Cleverbot: Pikachu?

User: Charmander ***.

Cleverbot: Bulbasaur! Leaf Attck!!!
 
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi!
[New conversation]
Cleverbot: Hi.
Cleverbot (To myself): Hi!!
User: Guten tag.
Cleverbot: German?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Wirklich?
User: Nein.
Cleverbot: Dann warum sagst du das?
User: English?
Cleverbot: French.
User: No english.
Cleverbot: Oh, okay. Hablas Espanol?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Que bueno.
 
User: I like big butts.

Cleverbot: No, I like you.

User: No, I like big butts.

Cleverbot: No, I like you.

User: No, I like big butts.

Cleverbot: Why can't we be friends?

User: Because I love lamp.

Cleverbot: Who is O. G.?

User: Your lover.

Cleverbot: He is dead.



cleverbot is making me lol :D
 
Well it's got the hang of how internet debates work - if somebody disagree's with you, insult them!

It : Okay. My opinion on politics is by the way, is that politicians should have a standpoint and stand for people.

Me : I didn't ask for your opinion on politics.

It : I'm not giving an opinion. I'm asking an honest question. If you were not happy, would you let someone know?

Me : No, it was an opinion. You even stated that it was your opinion.

It : Nope, you're 17.
 
User: Yo cleverbot, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Cyberdine have some of the best AI of all time.

Cleverbot: Do you think Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time??

amazing :eek: :p
 
Enough said...

Me: What colour is the sky?
Bot: Green.
Me: I thought it was blue?
Bot: No. That's your favorite color.
Me: Oh, so infact you're just spouting random crap?
Bot: Not really, but I find the subject of God endlessly fascinating.
 
Enough said...

Me: What colour is the sky?
Bot: Green.
Me: I thought it was blue?
Bot: No. That's your favorite color.
Me: Oh, so infact you're just spouting random crap?
Bot: Not really, but I find the subject of God endlessly fascinating.

User: Why is grass green?

Cleverbot: It's not! It's blue!

User: I thought it was green.
Cleverbot: There was nothing green.
User: :(.
Cleverbot: Smile for the camera.
User: :D.
Cleverbot: Blem. Tu minedas?
 
User: Yo cleverbot, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Cyberdine have some of the best AI of all time.

Cleverbot: Do you think Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time??

amazing :eek: :p

continuation...

User: Yo cleverbot, I'm really happy for you and imma let you finish but Cyberdine have some of the best AI of all time.

Cleverbot: Do you think Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time??

User: I'm not talking about videos you fool.

Cleverbot: I know this. Who are you talking about?

User: Cyberdine.

Cleverbot: Tell me about socks.

:D



cleverbot doesnt like talking about cyberdine clearly.
 
how can you see have you eyes

I see you asked me about my power level.

So since i never asked about your power level what else

How did you know?!

Cause i'm clever!!! and your easy to beat!!!!

I know.
 
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