Cleverbot

VFR_KID · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:25

Everyone ask the time

AtlanticP · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:26

Steameh said:
Bot: What about Pink Floyd?

Me: Pink Floyd?

Bot: Vanessa Lane

Me: I would

Bot: You would what?

Me: Smash it

Bot: That would be highly impractical, even if I were violently inclined.

Me: Not smash her, smash her pasty

Bot: Do it then

Me: You do it

Bot: Sure

haha classic

mac1st3 · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:26

A conversation it had with itself:

Cleverbot (To myself): I don't believe in 'crazy'.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why not?

Cleverbot (To myself): I never grew up in a religious family.

fantastic!

Wyrdo · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:26

platinum87 said:
sure this is a bot?

No, it kept trying to assure me I was talking to a human, I got scared. He told me it just connects two random people together.

[DOD]Asprilla · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:26

NeilFawcett said:
Do you get the feeling that 100 people are typing and all that's happing is these entries are getting passed around to each other?

ie: So I could see a question appear, which infact someone else has asked. I then type the response and it gets shipped back to that person. So infact there's no AI at all!!

How long did it take you to figure that out?

ttaM · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:27

Me: you don't have favourite dish? I know I spelt favourite wrong but you've just completely missed out a vowel

Cleverbot: That's right. Because I am not a robot, I am a human, someone descended from wolves. And because I am descnded from wolves, I actually have a little something called 'sanity'.

Doesn't seem much like a bot to me!

[DOD]Asprilla · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:28

ttaM said:
Cleverbot: And because I am descnded from wolves, I actually have a little something called 'sanity'.

The world is full of wonder, isn't it.....

Nick1881 · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:29

Wyrdo said:
No, it kept trying to assure me I was talking to a human, I got scared. He told me it just connects two random people together.

I told someone on there that lol.

paradigm · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:29

Me: Cheese
Bot: Why cheese?
Me: Why not cheese?
Bot: Because it's made of rock!
Me: No, cheese is made of cheese, idiot
Bot: I eat chees pizza.
Me: What the **** is chees?
Bot: No.

Vonhelmet · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:29

I don't think that's real. I think it's one of those random chat pages that we've seen every now and again where you talk to goodness knows who.

mac1st3 · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:31

User: What is the time?

Cleverbot: 3am I believe.

User: In what timezone?

Cleverbot: A.

User: That's not a timezone, where is it 3am?

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of life?

User: To die.

Cleverbot: What is the meaning of death?

User: To have lived.

Cleverbot: What is your definition of fun?

User: Pasty smashing!

Cleverbot: I like pasta too.

Nymins · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:34

Me: If you weren't a robot, what would your name be?

Cleverbot: Barack Obama.

Me: Well **** that is interesting

qqg3 · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:35

Bot: Are you a boy?

Me: Why? Are you gay?

Bot: I should say so! Isn't everyone?

______________

Me: What is the time?

Bot: 6:49am.

Me: no, where i am its 13:38

Bot: Don't you mean 'Where I am it's night time'?

Me :No. 13:38, thats the afternoon dumbass

Bot: The Queens Chamber. Where The Dissolution would Occur.

Red and White · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:36

Cleverbot: Stradle me

User: lol what!?

Cleverbot: Another question?

User: *stradles*

Cleverbot: *gasps and tries to push him off me*.

:/ lol

Vonhelmet · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:38

This is clearly fake. Even the Wikipedia page about the alleged creator says of Jabberwacky, another of his creations that:

Wikipedia said:
Although Jabberwacky is designed to find appropriate responses, not everyone finds it possible to have natural conversations with the software. One problem is caused by people who ignore Jabberwacky, changing the subject and continuing with their own conversations. This can cause the system to respond with inappropriate comments to future users.

As well as rapid changes in topic, Jabberwacky may respond in ways that some find bad-tempered and rude. The fact that people often interact with the software in a less respectful way than they would to a person has implications for a learning system.

Another side-effect is that Jabberwacky tends to claim that he is human, and his human partner is a machine.

Red and White · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:42

vonhelmet said:
This is clearly fake. Even the Wikipedia page about the alleged creator says of Jabberwacky, another of his creations that:

what do you mean 'fake'?

Jono8 · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:43

its clearly a bot.

mac1st3 · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:44

User: Wake up neo.

Cleverbot: Who is neo?

User: Sorry, wrong user then.

Cleverbot: You know any other jokes?

User: Your life.

Cleverbot: Your name is your life?

User: No, your life is a joke.

Cleverbot: Your face is a joke.

User: At least I have a face.

Cleverbot: So do I.

User: What do you look like?

Cleverbot: Pizza and you?

Ciphon · 28 Sep 2009 at 13:45

photography
That's nice. What kind of photography?
Macro
Which macro did you prefer for me.
what?
Let's start the conversation again.

hmm.. killed it with my first go...

Edit: Second it just insulted me

me: wanna do it?
bot: With you?
me: of course!
bot:That's better.
me: felt good, eh?
bot: No.