The 18-year-old has panic attacks at the thought of munching fruit and veg.

My addiction to cheesy chips has stopped me finding love

Might be something more than that, you wonky-eyed Voorhees.

Now I know it’s not just me being a fussy eater I’m determined to try something new.

Sorry, what? That's EXACTLY what the doctors have told you! Selective Eating Disorder means that you haven't been raised properly and exposed to a wide variety of foods. ***Calm down!***. Why do you need a "diagnosis" to make you think of doing something about that despite the social issues it's apparently already caused?

Somebody gets paid for yet another Sun non-story. Fantastic.
 
Given her diet there seems to be little point in her finding a long term partner anyway.

If this is a serious dietary condition and not some random get in the Sun with your top actually on thing then she needs some help and her parents need a talking to.
 
The lazy eye would be more of an issue for me - I could get used to cheesy chips :D

Also if shes not a fan of putting things in her mouth other than cheesy chips I'm afraid it's a deal-breaker either way :(
 
Everyone has something they don't like eating. For some it's an extreme of eating just one or two things. I for one can't stand cooked vegetables that are soggy. I can eat vegetables raw, or that have been stir fried. But in a stew, no. Casserole, **** no. The texture is all wrong. I also cannot and will not eat mushrooms because the texture is all wrong (unless they've been dried and are psilocybin). Chicken on the bone? Nope. Yet I have no problem eating pork ribs. Bananas are a no because it's like eating lumpy wallpaper paste (and yes I have compared, I was a curious child!).

I'd bang her though. No need for grating cheese over anything.
 
[FnG]magnolia;22445405 said:
Cheesy Chips, oh no!



I don't know if I'm more angry at her for being stupid for her dietary behaviour or for me reading The Sun but just what on earth? I was going to make a joke about Wales but I couldn't think of of one :(

You should be angry about the fact it is entirely your fault these piece of **** stories exist because you and others link them on forums going. LOL LOOK AT THIS ****...

Then everyone clicks on them, then they see a lot of people read these piece of **** stories, then they post even more of them.

The cycle then repeats over and over again until the point where there are no interesting news stories because people only ever discuss the ******.
 
Platinum wtf are you even talking about, you are almost suggesting that the sun newspaper exists to publish serious news.
 
You should be angry about the fact it is entirely your fault these piece of **** stories exist because you and others link them on forums going. LOL LOOK AT THIS ****...

Then everyone clicks on them, then they see a lot of people read these piece of **** stories, then they post even more of them.

The cycle then repeats over and over again until the point where there are no interesting news stories because people only ever discuss the ******.

Couldn't agree with you more. The recession, the Olympic security issues, 7/7, and everything bad in Britain is ALL magnolias fault :rolleyes:

There will always be bad press like the sun and DM as long as there is a demand for it. I enjoy some of these ridiculous stories at times. The real problem is people who can't tell the difference between trashy media and good quality media
 
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