The 18-year-old has panic attacks at the thought of munching fruit and veg.

This always confuses me, these people say they are embarrassed by it and where do they go? the bloody papers!
 
This always confuses me, these people say they are embarrassed by it and where do they go? the bloody papers!

seriously, pay £30 a month on a dating website, or tell some story to the paper about not ever finding love (at the age of 18 so she is defiantly never going to find love any other way now, she is over the hill :rolleyes:) and get paid for it. same results in the end, she will end up with messages from men saying they will accept her and her very odd ways. win win from her point of view.
 
im a fussy eater. i only eat chicken breast, bacon, beef burgers, and junk like that. would not touch fruit and veg unless its a granny smith apple

but im not as limited as her lol.

and i can ignore the lazy eye. she has a rack and a half that i would motorboat
 
If all she eats is cheese n chips 24/7 she has got to be suffering from some really bad gas. Its probably the A-bomb's she's dropping every 30 minutes thats stopping her getting a bloke.
 
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She looks like a picasso painting.

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