I can see both sides of the story here, but thinking about it long and hard, i have decided to contact them for them to arrange picking up the item. Apparently someone is coming to collect it next Thursday, but we shall see. I explained to them that i would place the item on my back doorstep where they left it and i would take no responsibility if it went missing. The customer service rep wasn't too happy about that but seeing as im working, they don't have much choice! lol
DAMN YOU OCUK, i was going to keep it!!