20 ridiculous complaints made by holidaymakers

• "It took us nine hours to fly home from Jamaica to England it only took the Americans three hours to get home."

• "My fiancé and I booked a twin-bedded room but we were placed in a double-bedded room. We now hold you responsible for the fact that I find myself pregnant. This would not have happened if you had put us in the room that we booked."

All classics, but these 2 are my favorites!
 
I always laugh at EasyJet passengers at Bristol that complain when they purchase speedy boarding, then as you get put onto a bus to the plane leave the bus first because they can't get out.

Then they spend ages complaining the crew onboard. 9 times out of 10 they say they will be contacting Stelios.

Then again its probably EasyJets fault for selling something useless.
 
I always laugh at EasyJet passengers at Bristol that complain when they purchase speedy boarding, then as you get put onto a bus to the plane leave the bus first because they can't get out.

Then they spend ages complaining the crew onboard. 9 times out of 10 they say they will be contacting Stelios.

Then again its probably EasyJets fault for selling something useless.

What?
 
I think he means they are called first to board at the airport gate - but then have to wait as everyone has to get on the bus to take them to the plane.

(Essentially the Speedy boarding makes you wait longer for everyone - and you get on the plane at the same time - if not last - as you are now back of the bus & the ones that got on the bus last get out first :p)

Same thing happens at Belfast Airport - and people still purchase the speedy boarding..... I'm sure at some point people will actually use their brains and realise what a gimmick it is though.
 
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I think he means they are called first to board at the airport gate - but then have to wait as everyone has to get on the bus to take them to the plane.

(Essentially the Speedy boarding makes you wait longer for everyone - and you get on the plane at the same time - if not last - as you are now back of the bus & the ones that got on the bus last get out first :p)

Same thing happens at Belfast Airport - and people still purchase the speedy boarding..... I'm sure at some point people will actually use their brains and realise what a gimmick it is though.


We used the "Speedy Boarding" at City Airport. You had to walk 50 yards to the plane! Result. :D
 
These people can't be serious, they have to be complaining for a joke.
I find it hard to believe people can be THAT stupid, I've seen a LOT of stupid people in tescos where i work, but man that takes the biscuit.
 
These people can't be serious, they have to be complaining for a joke.
I find it hard to believe people can be THAT stupid, I've seen a LOT of stupid people in tescos where i work, but man that takes the biscuit.

I bet they are mostly northerners. especially the "too many spanish people" one - I can just imagine a mancoonian accent on that.
 
Ownt. :cool:


I love the complaint about there being no air conditioning outside.

I could sort of see the point of that one although not quite what they meant to say and a bad way of saying it.

I guess they were trying to say is that they had to queue outside where it was very hot as opposed to inside with some air conditioning.
 
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