Poll: *** 2010 General Election Result & Discussion ***

[Cosimo]

Paxman cracks me up. He's always just looking for a fight.

He’s great and irreplaceable. I hope he carries on for a few more years.

 

[Cosimo]

Labour hold Washington & Sunderland West

 

[Cosimo]

Big swing of 11.2% to the Conservatives. It's beginning to look interesting.

 

[Cosimo]

LOOK AT MY BIG SWING! Awuuufffwafffawaaaff!

We’d rather see Jeremy Vine's.

 

[Cosimo]

Here comes the next one, Sunderland Central. Will the trend continue?

 

[Cosimo]

The swing is 4.8% to the Conservatives.

 

[Cosimo]

Election chaos, queues, no ballot papers, polls closed .........

This has Lord Mandelson's fingerprints all over it.

I don’t think his tentacles stretch that far, no wait.....

 

[Cosimo]

What does Paxman expect Milliband to say?

I want Gordo's job.

 

[Cosimo]

I like Milliband.

I am having general erection problems.

I'm sure the Miliband brothers could help you out there.

 

[Cosimo]

One of 150 retards that can't be arsed to get to the polls on time!

Could be they were arsed enough to be there way before the polls closed.

 

[Cosimo]

Is that Joan Collins? Anyone admit to fapping her Stud

Not in public.

 

[Cosimo]

i am paying for this bbc election barge ?

Yup, the Beeb love spending your lolly.

 

[Cosimo]

More material:

 

[Cosimo]

Didn't know Nick Clegg lived up the road

He’ll still be living there tomorrow.

 

[Cosimo]

The Greens have won a seat two hours before the count is done.

 

[Cosimo]

ITV has labour on 6 wins while sky and BBC are still on 3

They got 3 from the Beeb and 3 from Sky.

 

[Cosimo]

BBC have removed the Green/SIn Fein now and added 2 under grey for independent.. wtf?

Two from NI: Sinn Fein 1 & Democratic Unionist Party 1

 

[Cosimo]

Why did they pick the 11th hour (and 59th minute) to go vote?

It’s their choice. The polling stations are open until 22:00, you should be able to get in at 21:55 and even half an hour earlier and not have to queue. This isn’t a record turnout so something is wrong.

 

[Cosimo]

Why is Andrew Neil such a ******?

Because he used to be the editor of the Sunday Times.

 

[Cosimo]

The results so far: