And you obviously derive less pleasure from them than I get from my old cheap ****ter.
I'd put money in me being able to have more fun in one of them than you'll ever have in your barge

I think the sole cause of all the controversy and indecisiveness is that not even you know what you want.
Oh, I know of several things I want, my problem is that I cannot/could not decide which. If you bothered reading any of my posts rather than just trying to pick holes in them, you'd already know this.