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Oh, they’ve done a good job of cleaning that.
Two protests. One tried to glue themself to a pocket, the other threw a load of orange powder on the tableWhat happened?
Bill werbenik would have sprinted towards them very slowly and sat on them
Where's baize lives matter when you need themNow they're saying it needs a new cloth
Sometimes they get told to stop being a very naughty person, before going home with a police gift bag and a pat on the bottomWhat a waste of time, does anything ever happen to these protesters who costs thousands of £ worth of damage?
You just know the guy will be named Tristan or something and the woman will be called Summer or JulietteThey’re scum. Middle class rich kids that want to do nothing more than terrorise people. Treat them exactly as terrorists and lock them up.
They need to get their ears tested, the lyrics arent Pot the red and screw back, climb on the baize and be a ****Too many repeated listens to Chas n Daves Snooker loopy? Mmm
Rhymed with brat , surprising really that its filtered but dick isnt, which has surely got to be worse than a word which is so tame its used at 7pm on tv but maybe they've just not got round to filtering dick yet. Plus dick didnt really rhyme with black so wouldnt have worked as a lyricBrat, ****, ****, dick?
Ah, it’s one of those two
Called it...the guy is named Edred Whittingham, a student at Exeter University.You just know the guy will be named Tristan or something and the woman will be called Summer or Juliette