8k per month rent for run of the mill 5 bed house.

[Deleted member 77746]

Voice of experience?

If I was a porn director I certainly wouldn't be on here.

 

[Malevolence]

People doing that to beds need beaten, when you go to bed you want to go to bed, not spend half an hour taking all that **** off it.

An ex-fiancée of mine had that habit. She also did it with the settee and chairs too, cushions and throws ******* everywhere. It did my ******* nut in.

 

[Gerard]

An ex-fiancée of mine had that habit. She also did it with the settee and chairs too, cushions and throws ******* everywhere. It did my ******* nut in.

Yup, they call it "dressing the bed" because "it looks nice", like it's on display to the world ffs.

 

[Minusorange]

Their justification for such a high price

WHY SERVICED ACCOMMODATION?
Serviced apartments/ houses are a great alternative to staying in a hotel. It is an ideal for business travellers, groups of friends, families and couples looking for independence and flexibility. Apart from more space, they give you a great base to enjoy the local life with all the amenities of the neighbourhood on your doorstep.


The serviced part of serviced apartments/ houses means that your accommodation is fully serviced, in that it’s ready to move into and start living! All the utilities are switched on and included in the rate, bedroom and bathroom linen is provided, the kitchen is fully equipped and ready to start cooking, the cushions are plumped, it’s sparklingly clean and everything is in full working order.



During your stay, the housekeeping team will come in once a week and clean all the rooms, change the bedroom and bathroom linen and of course, if there are any maintenance issues during your stay just let us know and we will get them fixed as soon as possible.

Basically you don't need anything to move in, not even food, it's all provided for you so better to look at it as a glorified holiday villa all inclusive

 

[wez130]

I love how in key features, students can inquire

 

[Voltar]

Their justification for such a high price



Basically you don't need anything to move in, not even food, it's all provided for you so better to look at it as a glorified holiday villa all inclusive

£3 cava and a fruit bowl - you have to give credit to the chutzpah of the people listing a place like this for so much

 

[tlrBeta]

Really not in a "great" part of MK either. I would say good, but some others better.

House itself, looks nice but clearly just trying their luck.

 

[builder22]

People doing that to beds need beaten, when you go to bed you want to go to bed, not spend half an hour taking all that **** off it.

also..is that bed just so wide it doesn't look very long? or are you supposed to have your feet hanging over the edge resting on that leather bench?

 

[adam cool dude]

I love how in key features, students can inquire

It's 8k a month and can sleep 15. That's 533 a month to live in with no bills or paying for food. That isn't bad if you could find 15 of you to split.

 

[arknor]

no bills? we should have an ocuk meetup there get 15 people with the idea we are going to rinse the electric bills etc for as much as humanly possible

free food? yea really.... more like free tooth paste, instant coffee, toilet rolls and the bare basics that don't go out of date in 5minutes

what they want is some mug to give them 8k a month but do nothing but sleep there at night

also..is that bed just so wide it doesn't look very long? or are you supposed to have your feet hanging over the edge resting on that leather bench?

it looks like a normal double bed turned side ways and then some ridiculous foot rest you would never use added to the bottom.... I bet the camera is hiding the wall that would block the bed from being in any other position or something.


it's like sticking a single childs bed in a storage cupboard and declaring it's a bedroom


why would you want armchairs in a bed room either? or is that actually a hotel? cos that's the only place it makes sense....

These houses ain't going to be rented by the normal standard people. It's going to be someone like porn directors who want to shoot porn.

Guaranteed.

just rent a bus or a transit van and come up with a catchy title... ain't no one watching those movies for the decor

 

[Rroff]

People doing that to beds need beaten, when you go to bed you want to go to bed, not spend half an hour taking all that **** off it.

Reminds me of a place I stayed in, which had housekeeping, awhile back - would come back to find the bed done like that every time I could understand it on first taking the room. Though on the positive the level of service was high and nothing was too much trouble for the owners - if I'd asked they'd have probably have stopped it being done.

 

[arknor]

Reminds me of a place I stayed in, which had housekeeping, awhile back - would come back to find the bed done like that every time I could understand it on first taking the room. Though on the positive the level of service was high and nothing was too much trouble for the owners - if I'd asked they'd have probably have stopped it being done.

you know it's high class when there's a different towel origami in the bathroom each day

 

[Rroff]

you know it's high class when there's a different towel origami in the bathroom each day

I think I'd have started to worry...

 

[Scam]

Reminds me of a place I stayed in, which had housekeeping, awhile back - would come back to find the bed done like that every time

You need to stay in posher places where they have a turn down service

 

[Rroff]

You need to stay in posher places where they have a turn down service

To be fair wasn't my choice of accommodation neither did I pay for it.