"A backwards dump"

[Dunks]

Surely that will just leave **** skids all over the nearside of the toilet bowl?

 

[TaKeN]

Hah thats Brill, but the skid mark on the pan might be interesting

For those of the forum who have no imagination.. Imagine going for a leak, standing there. Except your sitting on the seat as you were standing... with the toilet handle facing you.

and no.. I've never tried this. Seems pretty manky tbh though!

 

[4p]

Surely that will just leave **** skids all over the nearside of the toilet bowl?

Ah well you see the technique is key.

 

[BloomerzUK]

Surely that will just leave **** skids all over the nearside of the toilet bowl?

What I was thinking..

 

[Meatball]

???

Glad I wasn't the only one thinking that .

 

[TaKeN]

Surely that will just leave **** skids all over the nearside of the toilet bowl?

Probably resemble the main runway at heathrow... *shudder*

 

[4p]

not enough yes men on this fora tbh

 

[Jingo...]

 

[ac1d1ty]

:/



^ thread

 

[4p]

:/



^ thread

You have to understand something.

 

[Happy]

Anyone else think of that brilliant episode of Red Dwarf..?

 

[caff]

It's more than just simple skidmarks, though.

Whilst the meat will have plenty of dangling space, surely the shallowness of the bowl may cause some head butting turtle head issues. This cannot be a good thing.

 

[jas72]

Ah shutup and go outside.

LMAO...;

toilets are designed to be used one way. using it the wrong way would lead to poo sitting on the bit of the loo that doesn't get much in the way of water jets. :S

Wouldn't like to see your local's toilets.

 

[Tefal]

Reminds me of a guy on another forum who described how he let it out a bit then tried to "suck it back in" as it where and repeated this action over and over

 

[^TANK^]

Anyone else think of that brilliant episode of Red Dwarf..?

Is that episode where everything is in reverse and cat goes to the toilet.

 

[Kazz]

Thanks for the info.

 

[mac1st3]

you mean to say none of you use the toilet like that?

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Reminds me of a guy on another forum who described how he let it out a bit then tried to "suck it back in" as it where and repeated this action over and over

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Funniest thing I have read on here for a while!

 

[Hades]

Anyone else think of that brilliant episode of Red Dwarf..?

That was my first thought!

 

[Flare]

The Koala ?

HAHA! Genius name for it

I've done it as well! Works very well on the majority of german toilets because of their design. its quite comfy actually