"A backwards dump"

Happy · 21 Sep 2009 at 00:13

^TANK^ said:
Is that episode where everything is in reverse and cat goes to the toilet.

Yes it is!

me227 · 21 Sep 2009 at 01:35

Would you not have to take your trousers off if you were facing the cistern?

Major_Knox · 21 Sep 2009 at 01:49

Thorpy said:
As we do on most Sat/Sundays we go into the pub to watch United..

An old friend called Stefan turned up and after about 10 mins into the game he said: "Last night i had a backwards ****"

EVERYONE tuned in lmao, the whole room was in there, waiting for an explanation of the 'backwards dump'

He had a few beers the night before and went to the toilet, as you do but decided to try something different hhahahaha and sat the other way round with his arms and head on the thingy ma jig said he almost fell asleep

never been in so many tears tried it earlier, quite the pioneer tbh.

Everyone in the pub donned it 'The Stefan'

World class tbh

Evolution has stopped in man

4p · 21 Sep 2009 at 01:51

me227 said:
Would you not have to take your trousers off if you were facing the cistern?

tbh mate, i rarely take a dump in pants, hang them up!

KizZ · 21 Sep 2009 at 03:54

Not as brilliant as this

^TANK^ · 21 Sep 2009 at 04:01

LMAO kizz I'm in tears here!

Azagoth · 21 Sep 2009 at 04:02

KizZ said:
Not as brilliant as this

Would've been even better if they couldn't swim.

atpbx · 21 Sep 2009 at 07:18

I clicked on this thread thinking it was about Nottingham.

SoSolid · 21 Sep 2009 at 07:54

HAHAHA that video is amazing haahahah I can't stop laughing.

gillywibble · 21 Sep 2009 at 20:05

blix · 21 Sep 2009 at 20:10

Happy · 21 Sep 2009 at 20:34

Haha!

Azagoth · 21 Sep 2009 at 20:37

That's got to be a set-up. Who in their right mind would use a porta-loo that's just happens to be standing there on it's own?

xJcBx · 21 Sep 2009 at 20:38

LOL that looks super fun!
A room with you can't get out of would be better

..... Hmmm....

I get around · 21 Sep 2009 at 21:01

Don't like it, too much mess and my nob presses up against the inside for some reason.

dowie · 21 Sep 2009 at 21:28

5* thread tbh....

caff said:
Whilst the meat will have plenty of dangling space, surely the shallowness of the bowl may cause some head butting turtle head issues. This cannot be a good thing.

^^^ some good technical points though - if you're about to lay a huge cable tis prob better to go regular style lest a premature collision with the bowl causes it to mash.....

knowlesy · 21 Sep 2009 at 21:29

i want to try this oddly enough

byteagig · 21 Sep 2009 at 22:16

how the hell do you "suck it back in" :confused:

rossyl · 22 Sep 2009 at 12:18

This explains sooo much...

when I was at Uni, occassionally there would be doo-doo under the rim of the FRONT of the toilet! Someone must have been doing a "Stefan".
There were lots of foreign students...

One thing of note is that when someone had done a Stefan, and i really needed to use the toilet, not amount of flushing would get rid of the doo-doo stuck under the rim at the front. I don't think there is enough "flushing power" there.

Something to bear in mind should you consider doing a STEFAN!

Oh that youtude toilet-skiing thing had me wetting myself!

AtlanticP · 22 Sep 2009 at 12:23

mks2005 said:
I thought a backwards dump was another way of describing...actually, no, let's not go there.

Hope you're not referring to 'pushing up hill' :eek: