A Joke

Totality said:
You **** off. Who do you think you are? It's no wonder that Yank and Jerk mean the same thing ;)
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the fag that is totality said:
Hey Mr hard man on the internet!‏

Just a reminder you ****(c word) that the internet isnt completely anonomous... *Thanks to the numerous details about you available online it doesnt take long to find out much about you.... *Watch what you say to people.
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Hahaha you are a complete joke. What are you gonna do intenet boy? Grab your keyboard? Why don't you get a life you dweeb instead of making empty threats, what are you? Some 160lb turd who reckons he is Mr hard body? Go **** your self you numpty.
 
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KaHn said:
The charpy test is for checking the toughness of the material and has nothing to do with the dutile behaviour of it. Its normally only applicable for tool material (drill bits/hammers) and not standard beams.

KaHn
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Well....

the Charpy test is for quantifying the amount of energy absorbed during impact and therefore the toughness. So, using multiple tests at different temperatures the brittle-ductile transition of a material can be measured which can give a measure of ductility.

and

Why did the Scarecrow win a Nobel Prize?

Because he was outstanding in his field. Budum tshhh.:
 
What do you get if you cross an elephant with a giraffe?



A Nobel prize for biology.



Although there isn't a Nobel prize for biology.
 
Shamikebab said:
This thread was brilliant, shame it only takes one person to ruin it :(
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You've made 2 points.

1. I agree that this thread is brilliant.
2. I disagree that the thread has been spoilt by anyone. In fact the squabbling and the threatening email just makes for a much more amusing and interesting thread.

:p
 
Marky said:
*Talks in a David Attenborough voice*
And... as you can see... after many failed attempts at humour... the male members of the forums... eventually turn on each other...

*Pause for effect*

... Now we get to see something... truely spectactular...
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Superb.

Killa ken, Totality and GMan2004 certainly delivered on your last sentence.

Rock on. :)
 
There's only one way to fix this thread. With something completely random:








































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A girl has been in a coma for months, nothing has worked. One day, a nurse was giving the girl a bedbath, and she noticed when cleaning "down there", that there was a peak on the heart monitor. An idea formed, and she rung the girl's boyfriend.

The Guy turned up at the hospital, and the nurse explained the idea - she thought oral sex might bring the girl out of her coma. The guy was a bit uneasy at first, but the nurse said they'd close the curtains and all wait outside. With that, the guy agreed, and went into the ward.....

.....All of a sudden, the girls heart monitor flatlines, and she dies. The nurse ran into the ward crying out "what happened?!", to which the guy replied "I don't know, maybe she choked."

I'll be here all week!
 
A man who reeked of alcohol flopped on a subway seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of rum was sticking out of his ripped jacket pocket.

The priest, disgusted by the man's appearance and behavior snapped, "It's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, and a contempt for your fellow man!"

He opened his newspaper and started reading. After a few minutes, the disheveled guy turned to the priest and asked "Say, Father, do you know what causes arthritis?"

"Well, I'll be," the man muttered and returned to his newspaper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized, "I'm sorry to have come on so strong - I didn't mean it. How long have you been suffering from arthritis?"

"I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does."
 
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