A nice chat

wow. i just wasted 3 hours of my life
i'll actually be in gothenburg next month. i don't **** that swedish chick i won't be best pleased..
 
Posted as Nikki.

Someone called D_Samy21. Which one of you was it? :p

D_Samy21: hey
Nikki: HEY!
Nikki: hows you
D_Samy21: asl?
Nikki: 18/f/uk
D_Samy21: u got msn?
Nikki: yes
D_Samy21: what is it?
Nikki: and why would you want that?
D_Samy21: easier to talk on there
Nikki: ok
Nikki: [email protected]
Nikki: you adding it? lolz
D_Samy21: yeah
Nikki: coolio
Nikki: so where you from then
D_Samy21: NI, you?
Nikki: sameeeeeeeeeeeee :)
D_Samy21: cool
Nikki: wats your msn i'll add you lolz
D_Samy21: what kind of music u into?
Nikki: u know the usual lol
D_Samy21: lol, any bands?
Nikki: lol taken a blanks lol :(
Nikki: blank*
D_Samy21: :(
D_Samy21: im into Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix etc
Nikki: cool
D_Samy21: where in NI u from?
D_Samy21: i'm from Lisburn, dunno if u know it?
Nikki: id rather not say
Nikki: yes i do
Nikki: you want to see pics?
D_Samy21: ok
Nikki: add me to msn and i'll cam you
D_Samy21: my msn isnt connecting, keeps just spinning
Nikki: awww :(
Nikki: but im horny
D_Samy21: wanna see a pic?
Nikki: k
D_Samy21: http://img25.imageshack.us/img25/3231/loloxg.jpg
Nikki: is that you?
Nikki: rather hot
D_Samy21: yeh
Nikki: you a photographer?
D_Samy21: yeah
Nikki: i want to be a model
Nikki: can you take ma pic?
D_Samy21: yeah
Nikki: will i be famous?
D_Samy21: be what ever u want
D_Samy21: is ur name Nikki yeah?
D_Samy21: im peter, nice to meet you
Nikki: yes i know my own name silly lol
Nikki: nice to meet you pete
Nikki: !
D_Samy21: you too
Nikki: rite im off to bed im sleepie
Nikki: xx
D_Samy21: http://upload.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=293828973 my bebo if u wanna se emore xxx
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The picture of Samy is me and the bebo is me :( I fail lol

Blackvault
 
iamdjdz: hi gabe
iamdjdz: you in kansas?
GABE: hows it goin?
GABE: nah, jupitor
iamdjdz: cool
GABE: good view
iamdjdz: im near you in uranus
GABE: crap weather though
iamdjdz: hows life?
iamdjdz: storm?
GABE: gdgd
GABE: yeah
GABE: every 13 mins, we have stroms
 
I think this is the funniest conversation I've ever had.

Boblol: bumsecks
CptKirk: Set course for beta 7!
CptKirk: Warp factor 7
Boblol: Bumsecks
CptKirk: Don't make me throw you in the birg...
CptKirk: BOB
CptKirk: DAMIT!
Boblol: Yes Kirk my best friend
CptKirk: Spock?
CptKirk: Is that you?
Boblol: ...no, im william shatner
CptKirk: BULL****!
Boblol: no, shatne
CptKirk: :-0
Boblol: SHATner.
Boblol: I like cupcakes
CptKirk: You son of a bitch...
Boblol: Wanna fight?
Boblol: *internet punch through screen*
CptKirk: If you think you can take me...
CptKirk: Your lucky I don't email myself to you and nom you in the face :-P
Boblol: william shatner would bum your email before it gets to me
CptKirk: William shatner ego alone would stop my hateful email
CptKirk: If im honest
CptKirk: So Bob...Whats so lol
Boblol: My *** is lol
Boblol: are you from ocuk by any chance?
CptKirk: TurnipHead you are lulz
Boblol: omg you suck
CptKirk: lol
Boblol: lol
CptKirk: I only just noticed lol
CptKirk: I swear I've only met 1 person not from Ocuk
Boblol: lol
CptKirk: I met someone called Ripper a few mins ago
CptKirk: I think he hates ocuk a lot =/
Boblol: He sounds nice
CptKirk: Time to find someone thats not from the forum
CptKirk: Wish me luck!
Boblol: No
CptKirk: No?
Boblol: Yes, no
Boblol: No luck.
CptKirk: I get to choose?
Boblol: yes, yes or no luck
CptKirk: Hmmzzz
Boblol: oh god, william shatners at my window again
CptKirk: Lock it! Fast
Boblol: oh god hes inside
CptKirk: Is he licking his lips?
Boblol: ...very slowly
CptKirk: Good god...
Boblol: oh god... hes got me
Boblol: heaaga
CptKirk: Get out of there!
Boblol: haaaaaaaab
Boblol: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag
Boblol: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
CptKirk: Boblol!!!! Noooooo!
CptKirk: Now your gonna have to change your name to Bob:-(
CptKirk: lol
Boblol: it's over.
Boblol: ive been abused
CptKirk: Wow
CptKirk: Even at his age
CptKirk: He still has it
Boblol: I have to go wash now..
Boblol: i feel violated
CptKirk: Which kirk manovour was it? =/
Boblol: i dont know what that question means :(
CptKirk: It's oko... Your in shock :-(
CptKirk: But you learn't a lesson here...
CptKirk: Don't leave a single window open in the UK
Boblol: ok. its locked.
CptKirk: Heh, that won't stop him :-(
CptKirk: He WILL be back to claim his bitch!
Boblol: *dies in slow motion*
CptKirk: I got work in 3 hours
CptKirk: Waste time no here being a dick
CptKirk: OR go to sleep
Boblol: Dont sleep, ...shatner is all around.
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pmbuzz: im a cat
Boxy: yay for beastiality
pmbuzz: it keeps my skin supple
Boxy: wait
Boxy: can cats engage in coitis with human males?
pmbuzz: the other way around is usually preferable
Boxy: oh

:/
 
Golfball: Oc?
Drawkcab: Can I rap for you?
Golfball: YES!
Golfball: But first.... finish this abbreviation. Oc
Drawkcab: uk.
Drawkcab: Sit on my couch eatin' cereal all day.
Golfball: W000000000o0o0o0o0o0o0o0o0! OCUK!
Drawkcab: I know it's cool cause it's my way.
Drawkcab: I don't go out and party all night.
Drawkcab: I know it's cool cause it's alright.
Golfball: OcUK rhymes with way.... and day.
Drawkcab: Want to know why?
Drawkcab: Ask this guy!
Drawkcab: How was that?
Golfball: It was phat. Like an overgrown cat.
Drawkcab: Cool, man.
Drawkcab: Cool.
Golfball: That was wearing a hat.
Golfball: It said "Hey bro, look at that!"
Drawkcab: What the ****, man.
Drawkcab: Leave the rhyming to me.
Golfball: I said "Oh yeah... its a rat."
 
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