Absolutely Disgusted

So are all the people who change once a week or less, the same people who moan on trip advisor that the bed sheets weren't changed everday when on holiday?:D:D
 
My surf and comfort pearls fragrance is starting to wear out, might start getting in the habit of a fortnightly wash, and I have two linen sets to rotate.

Comfort pearls were stupid expensive when they were the only brand making them, but there's a few more brands making in drum scent pearls now for a lot less, Lenor have a lot of fragrances at much better pricing.
 
With regards to rotating linen - I've stopped doing this, as there is nothing better than freshly washed and tumble dried bedding. The fresh smell wears off after a few days in the airing cupboard.
 
*Looks at username* :D

I see what you did there. :p

No if your a meff/skank change everyday you scurffy people. ;)

If i smell myself on my bedding, its wash no questions asked. I dont smell bad, everyone i have ever met says i smell nice :rolleyes: but each to there own.
 
I've made a 10 point guide so you know when to change your bedding.

1. Pat the sheet, if the dust plume rises over 1ft time to change.
2. If you hear an audible crack when you sit on it breaking the crust, time to change.
3. Place an unused (important) sheet of toilet paper flat on to the bedsheet. Lift after 1 minute, if the sheet tears due to soaking up variolous liquids, time to change.
4. If you notice a colour change in one section that is larger than a football, time to change.
5. Every time you change your bed. (This my be specific to the homeless, but home owner should probably do it as well)
6. Every time you turn you mattress over. Bedding works best on the side you sleep on.
7. Every time you get a new partner, you want to appear clean at the start.
8. If you see movement when looking at it, and you don't have a optical illusion design duvet, change it or hover the critters off.
9. If it starts to act like fly paper it's a sure sign to change.
10. If you find any dead bodies in it, best to change.

Follow this guide you should be up to the basic standard.
 
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