acceptable length of time before flatulance is allowed in a relationship???

[HummuH1]

As soon as you've slept with her.

Agreed. She's bound to have done a fanny fart by then anyway, maybe even a proper one if she lets you, you know.....

 

[uber soldat]

Agreed. She's bound to have done a fanny fart by then anyway, maybe even a proper one if she lets you, you know.....

If u were American this would be the same thing

 

[Knubje]

I can't believe the replies of "My wife of 19 years...my gf of 5 years never heard them".

I find that really odd. I don't purposely hold in my farts infront of my GF but at the same time I don't purposely let rip as soon as my gut starts twitching. It's a natural thing that can often have a very comedic element to it

It took a while before I had the guts (sorry) to actually let one go infront of her but now it feels odd that we didn't used to do it

Classic thread though, had me and the Mrs lolling Have 5 stars!

 

[HummuH1]

If u were American this would be the same thing

This is true.

 

[Ciphon]

I think that you need to do it within the first few days of a relationship to set precedent. I, like Knubje, don't go out of my way to let the biggest guff out known to man when she's in the room, and if I know it's going to be a bad one, I'll give it some thought as to when to let it out .

One time on vacation, I did a pretty awful poop.. It was a small hotel room and damn was she upset with me! It lingered in the hall ways and everything, but I couldn't help but laugh

 

[HaMMuS]

I ended up holding mine in while I was at hers for the first few months of my relationship, and as I would often be there for up to 6hrs at a time it was quite a struggle! I just confronted her about it once I felt comfortable enough with her and she revealed she'd been holding in too! The only time I've been truly shocked by a fart was when her dad did a rumpeter on my car seat while i was lifting them to a restaurant

 

[antijoke]

I farted the first time I had the missus in the sack, whilst doing the business.

I had to stop the humping as I was giggling like a little schoolgirl.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

 

[mattyprice4004]

As soon as you've slept with her.

I think first date is too soon tbh.

 

[stone_cold_Jimi]

First date, deffo.

Years ago, I knew a woman who claimed that she never farted or gave blow jobs. First time I bedded her, she did both. All's fair in love and war, eh?

 

[4T5]

If it is me then I'll let one pop whenever only avoiding explosions whilst she is eating although this wouldn't stop me letting a silent but deadly slip out if only to watch her gag on it over her meal, Other than that She is fair game like the rest of you are

The Doris is Never allowed to fart though as that is just plain wrong +
Even fanny farts send me into hysterics & riding has to stop whilst I laugh my **** of at the dirty biatch +

Farting is funny & only last night me & a mate agreed that no matter how old you are Farting is funny, It is the one thing that is guaranteed to put me back into that 12 year old I once was again

 

[Spike_UK]

Doesn't bother me in the slightest. It's a natural side effect of our digestive system.

Better out than in as my Dear Old Gran used to say......she reeked though.