acceptable length of time before flatulance is allowed in a relationship???

dirty_pants · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:52

right guys and gals,was hoping to get a few thoughts on this...........at what stage in a new relationship is it considered 'ok' to let off a cheeky eggy-puff-puff???

Happy · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:53

Just lol at the thread title

gumbald · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:53

First date. Respect has to be there.

kenshinu · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:53

Never.

sorn21 · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:53

first date?

dirty_pants · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:55

lets not be to hasty........we wouldn't want the poor lady running to the hills with her teeth enamel missing??

jak731 · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:55

Slow slippers are ok to begin with if their are people around you can blame it on. Blanket rippers might be acceptable if they are asleep.

Couple of months/weeks perhaps, never really given it that much thought.

dirty_pants · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:56

well nows your chance...the floor is yours....

Sinque · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:56

Test the waters first by letting a little one off and seeing if she laughs. If she thinks it's disgusting then don't do it until married; otherwise do it all the time and waft it in her mouth.

dirty_pants · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:57

are you sir from the school of 'cup caking'??

Megahurtz400 · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:57

Thread name + OP username =

Janesy B · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:58

Its acceptable when you stop going on 'dates' and start chilling at each other's houses.

dirty_pants · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:58

manic111 · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:59

dirty_pants said:
lets not be to hasty........we wouldn't want the poor lady running to the hills with her teeth enamel missing??

What the devil do you think "flatulence" means?!

Pilky01 · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:59

5 star thread. Also first date.

Zefan · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:59

Never.

It might just be me, but I find it pretty unpleasant and not really funny at all.

God I sound like a boring ****.

bum · 4 Feb 2009 at 22:59

Took me around 2 months to get use to it. lol
Me and me missus were both doing it in discreet before. It's such a relief now as we can let it go freely.

Pilky01 · 4 Feb 2009 at 23:00

I like your name as well

dirty_pants · 4 Feb 2009 at 23:02

manic111 said:
What the devil do you think "flatulence" means?!

well i have been known to strip paint and make small children cry when releasing a minor 'bottom burp' :eek:

Dr.EM · 4 Feb 2009 at 23:03

I'd reccomend a decent Dutch oven on the first date if at all possible. This will either give your potention spouse the chance to build up an immunity, or will cause her to have a violent reaction to future expulsions.