acceptable length of time before flatulance is allowed in a relationship???

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Dude, just avoid it, do you really want your girlfriend thinking that you're repulsive because you've openly practically sprayed microscopic crap particles in her face?
 
Spie said:
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I've heard you don't fart...at all....




FREAK :p

On a more serious note, I think most will agree, that after say the first date with said partner, when you drop her off and watch her walk down the driveway..open the door, turn around, and cheekily wave goodbye and she then shuts the door. That letting that one go you've been holding in all night feels so damn good.
 
just looked in this section and saw this thread... and i was pretty puzzled.. :confused:

then i read the first few posts and now i cant stop laughing.. :D:D:D:D

anyway ermm.. i've been with my gf for allllllllllllmost a year, 6 days to make it 365, and i think last month was the first time i let one off accidently... wasnt too loud, smelly or.. you know. just a plain one. :D she was like ewww... i apologised for the accidental gas passing so i dont think she minds too much.
 
Phate said:
I think most will agree, that after say the first date with said partner, when you drop her off and watch her walk down the driveway..open the door, turn around, and cheekily wave goodbye and she then shuts the door. That letting that one go you've been holding in all night feels so damn good.
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Thats a high point of the date for you? :confused:
 
What is she craps on your car seat on the first date? (someone post that pic....)
 
I think if you let off a long wet arse flapper on a first date and she wasn't offended then you should be worried about her standards.

I think if you get to know someone well enough you should be comfortable around them without having to worry about letting one off occasionally, better out than in as the saying goes:D
 
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