Definitely don't do this, it just seems like an over-reaction. You'll probably end up in the Daily Mail.
Out of interest do 1 star reviews really make that much of a difference? If you've got a lot of positives I would imagine it won't make much difference. Agree with
@Haggisman about just putting in a professional, factual response to any reviews. As a customer you can tell when some mentalist has left a daft 1 star review.
I recently went somewhere to eat and it has positive reviews but the thing that was mentioned in the poor reviews happened to me. I wouldn't leave the business a 1 star review but I definitely won't be going back there (shame as the food was lovely).