Advice

[Lum]

let her tyres down.

At least do it properly.

http://www.autosave-scotland.co.uk/product/Tyre_Valve_Repair_Tool_1070_14_0_0.html

Remove valve stems, and post them through her letterbox. No criminal damage done.

 

[Scania]

At least do it properly.

http://www.autosave-scotland.co.uk/product/Tyre_Valve_Repair_Tool_1070_14_0_0.html

Remove valve stems, and post them through her letterbox. No criminal damage done.

I'd have to wash it in brake fluid also though....

 

[theNude]

ask her for an apology and the name of the person that threw the bottle at me, if no good feedback i'd make her eat the shards of glass from the bottle.

 

[arbiter]

Make a wall of bottles around her car.

 

[shauncr91]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/stuff/marlboroughexpress/4836816a6008.html
"A "phantom" with a grudge is roaming the streets of Blenheim armed with tubes of expanding building foam, exacting revenge on "wide-mouthed" boy-racer style car exhausts."

Whoever the guy is, he's my hero.

 

[Twentymac]

i would brick her windows. but thats just me.

 

[bobert50]

Why is this in motors? because it vaguely involves a car in the story?

 

[gillywibble]

A girl (spoilt brat) down the street drives a VW Beetle convertible.

How awful.

 

[Angilion]

Uni and police. Someone attacked you. It's doubtful if anything will happen, but it will be on record.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

just key her car

Quite ***** Right mate.!

FULLY STAR OUT SWEAR WORDS

 

[uber soldat]

Sweep up all the glass and post it through her letterbox, then you are merely returning her property

 

[J.B]

Id knock on her door and speak to her about it, will be a really awkard conversation on her part.

 

[mangobreeder]

just key her car

+1

or sugar in the petrol tank, cost a absolute fortune to fix apparently

 

[Lum]

+1

or sugar in the petrol tank, cost a absolute fortune to fix apparently

False. It just sits at the bottom and does nothing.

Edit: On a new beetle the petrol tank locks so you'd need to break into it.
I'd think long and hard before doing something that's likely to land you with a criminal record, especially since the sugar in the petrol tank myth is so well known it'd be pretty easy to prove intent when doing you for criminal damage.

 

[Vonhelmet]

+1

or sugar in the petrol tank, cost a absolute fortune to fix apparently

<madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
<maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
<maff> with frosting and everything
<madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
<maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge

 

[suarve]

letting tyres down is no damage.

although to be fair i would report it to the police, but then they wont do anything about it these days.

Yup, all they'll do for create a meaningless file, detailing that you made a complaint.

 

[4T5]

Ignore.

 

[I get around]

Slash the tyres and scratch "don't throw glasses you stupid ****" on the windscreen, her insurance will cover it and she has no proof it was you. She's spoilt so it's not like anything would even come out of her own pocket.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Rape her.

 

[rsatd]

Sweep up all the glass and post it through her letterbox, then you are merely returning her property

That is probably the best idea.