Soldato
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We had loads of flying ants last summer in our conservatory. Spraying them with silver polish killed them almost instantly. Something to consider if the smoking doesn't work...
AHHH SPIDER!!!!
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Where it will grow inside you and in a couple of days will burst through your chests as an aggresive monster with acid for blood. Just like the documentry 'Alien'
Asexual reproduction.
Some kind of stool anyway. With a fear like that, I'd go through lots of underwear.
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Ice shock dude lets put it this way it'll get it's thousands of mates down to take over your house. Your only hope of survival now is to accept the spiders and breed with their women in time your differences will be forgotten
The only way is to unplug all the holes and wait to see if it comes out. You will have to get quite close to the hole though, get your eye right up to it...
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sounds bad
It is. Basically, the enraged toxin-sodden spider bites it's own genitals then liquifies them into a baby-spider making goo so they become a mutant uber-spider spawning mush. This is what it'll implant in your ear. You know lots of old men seem to have ear hair. This is wrong. It's actually spider legs.
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Probably not. Fly spray is designed for flies.okay, but will the fly killer spray kill it?
To be honest, without knowing the make of the fly spray and the species of spider, I can't say whether your method of cowardly execution will be effective.
What I can say, though, is that your 2cm speciment squeezed into a 3mm gap is likely to be able to force your bluetak out of the hole quite easily. With that in mind, some spiders are very vindictive and it may come after you once it's chosen the perfect moment to escape. Sleep with your mouth closed for a while, just to be sure.
The only way to be sure is to lick it.
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sounds bad
Reproduction without a mate.
So it may well be re-producing in the hole. Which will be ready to spew spiderlings (babies) at you any day now.
theres actually a 20 foot den/cave which me and friends built underground on a hillside in the woods neers where i live, could camp there a few days
alltho because we built it for some fun some jippo's actually moved in when we just deserted the place after building it, and theres a wood burning stove there with a chimney and a bench and everything now lol
Bet it's full of spiders
Who said I was joking?
See the Artical in Nature:
Roberts, M. (1982) The ecological impacts of DDT on Britich Arachnid populations. Nature 175 p1023-26
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Well it needs coaxing out if you wanna see if it's still alive revenge is always good bait
