Alien Chip in Napleon's Skull

dekez said:
Yeah, strange the BBC haven't picked up on this massive story...
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The BBC seemed to have missed the fact that the Duchess of Cambridge is pregnant too. Another story from Weekly World News.

The thing that worries me most is that the OP may have actually believed it was true. Surely anyone with a bit of sense would have had a look at who was publishing the story and seen how credible they were?
 
Meh....didn't read any of the story, just followed a link from a colleague at work.

Thought it would be some off the wall news..
 
*tries to remember if anticonscience is the guy who thinks dentists are conspiring against us all.
 
"I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature" - The crazy guy.

Napoleon was 169cm tall, which was a bit taller than an average frenchmen at the time. So I am inclined to believe it's his very poor excuse to dig there. I am calling he put it there, its a hoax.

Source is bs, either the chip was made up or the paper made up the whole story.
 
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i wonder how many ufos are orbiting earth as we speak progressively implanting our world leaders? maybe they are using us like some giant computer game with one alien race in battle with another whilst they sit and drink a nice cup of algoranian5 delta tea screaming into their headset to the 5 armed, 6 headed spriglet noob controlling the rebel insurgents and spawn camping.
 
mrk1@1 said:
i wonder how many ufos are orbiting earth as we speak progressively implanting our world leaders? maybe they are using us like some giant computer game with one alien race in battle with another whilst they sit and drink a nice cup of algoranian5 delta tea screaming into their headset to the 5 armed, 6 headed spriglet noob controlling the rebel insurgents and spawn camping.
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wait in this game would spawn campers be abortionists?
 
mrk1@1 said:
i wonder how many ufos are orbiting earth as we speak progressively implanting our world leaders? maybe they are using us like some giant computer game with one alien race in battle with another whilst they sit and drink a nice cup of algoranian5 delta tea screaming into their headset to the 5 armed, 6 headed spriglet noob controlling the rebel insurgents and spawn camping.
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I'm more thinking Stargate atlantis episode "The Game"
 
Aside from the Roboleon scoop, other top stories from the site include

"Russia builds alien defense system"

"Facebook will end March 15th 2012"

"Megan Fox is a man"

"Michael Jackson faked his own death"
 
Energizer Bunny said:
Aside from the Roboleon scoop, other top stories from the site include

"Russia builds alien defense system"

"Facebook will end March 15th 2012"

"Megan Fox is a man"

"Michael Jackson faked his own death"
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Seems reasonable, the first is just good sense, the 2nd is probably true (people are getting bored of FB), the third...well you never know :), the fourth is up for challenge.
 
It's like a story that only M Night Shyamalan could write and then direct.


Fake news is fake etc.
 
“I was hoping to learn whether he suffered from a pituitary disorder that contributed to his small stature,”

I stopped reading there knowing it was a load of rubbish.

Since when did Napoleon have a small stature? He was 5 feet 7 inches at that was quite a bit above average height.

So clearly the person is either making the article up or the Scientists are not very bright.

But fake news is fake news
 
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