** ALLOY ALLOY! WHATS GOING ON HERE THEN?! COMPETITION **

[powelly]

What happens when you see a ship wreck?

you let it sink in!

ha.

 

[stokecity_m]

What's the difference between snowmen and snowladies? Snowballs

 

[GSXR Gaz Mc]

Guys driving along in a van and gets stopped by the police for a random search.
In the back of his van its full of penguins,
Where did you get these from! asks the copper.
Im not really sure I was drunk.... trails off the man
Well you have to take these to the zoo straight away!
OK OK, will do

The next day the man gets pulled over again, this time the penguins are all wearing sunglasses,
I thought I told you to take these to the zoo! yells the police man
I did replies the man Now we're going to the beach

 

[GSXR Gaz Mc]

Dam just read the rules...no double posting. .

 

[AdamScott85]

Might as well enter

 

[silversurfer]

"If Trump and Clinton are on a desert island, who survives?"

Spoiler

"America!"

 

[Zei]

What do you call a five foot psychic that's escaped from jail?

A small medium at large.

 

[james_2k]

 

[sgavan]

I have the memory of a elephant, I went to the zoo and saw a elephant.

 

[Fire_fly]

I've just stolen an inflatable mattress

I better lilo

 

[teh_captain]

Why do ghosts love elevators?
Because they lift their spirits!

 

[jkb]

Two atoms are talking, the first one says "I think I lost an electron". the second one says "are you sure" to which the first one replies "yes, I'm positive"

 

[Itchytrigg]

I was at the butchers today and they offered me 8 legs of venison for £200.

Do you think that was too dear?

 

[gEd]

VERY nice looking keyboard

A skeleton walks into a bar and says "A pint of lager and a mop please"

 

[SkeeterUK]

So who won?

 

[sexyhyde]

So who won?

 

[vonex]

 

[Voicon]

 

[NikTheSHNIK]

A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you."

The man replies "Boobs!"

Congratulations to GamingSlug who is now the proud owner of an HyperX Alloy FPS keyboard. Trust me your details and I'll get your Haribo sent out and throw the comp prize in there too

Well played everybody, GG

Spoiler

 

[Josh]

Gratz slug, cheers for the comp Nik.