Am I being out of order?! *Relationship warning!!*

[Participant]

Dude!! she's playing you for a fool, one for the road then kick her out the door.

Lol.

Word

 

[Totality]

Jeez guys, read the whole thread The OP has already posted to say he's dumped her!

Nice one matey - now get yourself on the town and have some single fun for a while!!

Indeed I have! Proved easy last night but keep re-reading this thread to remind myself why I did it. She keeps calling and texting saying she only wants me, etc,etc and needs to go to see him this weekend to get it all finished and get closure or something.

I will be strong!! Or failing that get her down next time and do the spiderman thing on webcam. Would get arrested and probably banned from here but ah well it would go down in history!

 

[rogue66700]

You deffo did the right thing mate. Like you say just go out at the weekend, have a good night and see what happens

 

[Darg]

She deserves to be dumped. Get rid of her. tbh you were foolish to give up your new gf to get back with her. If they cheat once then I don't think I'd ever be able to trust them again.

 

[Jolteh]

Bin her.

 

[duc999]

And after your good night out, remember , no drunken texts from you to her ! Stay frosty

 

[D.P.]

the only acceptable alternatives to the ol' hump n dump (apart from the spiderman) are:

the absolute classic revenge tactic of cheating on him/her with his/her sister/mother/brother/dad/all of the aforementioned.

or

Tell his/her ex (or the guy/girl that he/she cheated on you with) that you found you have an STD (totally innocently, before you break up with him/her)

its a matter of honour, after all.

TG

You are also forgetting things like the Dirty Sanchez or the donkey punch....

 

[helpimcrap]

is this deja vu or was this posted a few weeks back as well? or was it someone else with the exact same problem?

i've answered this thread before, i'm sure.

 

[D.P.]

It seems to be a regular problm with OCUKers.



Got to say I have fallen for it before.

 

[Totality]

Didnt think this would still be on the front page

Suppose it goes to show how many people had to tell me how silly I've been. Having a great evening tonight. Just back from the pub with not a worry in the world and not having to worry about what shes upto is bliss. Booked up the next 3 weekends with moving house, going to parties, etc and beginning to believe there IS life after being messed about with for so long!!

Think this thread can be locked now as it served its purpose Cheers all.

 

[helpimcrap]

seriously dude.... if she is like that.... and you're not BSing us with this. then for your sake, dump her, never answer another phone call and change your phone number. then go get a decent girl.

there's plenty out there who would be grateful for a nice bloke so if you're not a total nob you might stand a chance.

get some balls and do the right thing.

 

[Foghorn Leghorn]

Well last night I called her and basically said its over and I'm out this weekend to find someone new. I'm not worried about not finding someone else - of course I will! Love is a stupid drug.

Good Man!!

I'm amazed this thread is still running, thought it might have been deleted by now.

I'm sober tonight so I'll be slightly better behaved....maybe.

I think now you should screw with her mind and post the results here, purely as a social experiment you understand

Made her cry during, too. oops.

I am a bad person

Oooohh!! intreguing, what did you do, shout out her mum's name half way through and see how long you could stay on?

This is a no brainer situation, ditch her.

Just like the E6850 vs the Q6600 is a no brainer situation. Q6600 all the way.

Just.....lol.

Fog

 

[Skull]

This is clearly a forum success-story and message to everyone in a similar situation!

 

[Shoseki]

Pen + neck tbh

 

[peetee]

Well from my personal experience I will generally trust girlfriends with anything, but increasingly im coming across girls that my mates have pulled etc who are engaged/married etc, so Id say ditch her.

Oh well done for dumping her

To the guy that said donkey punch - is that like a monkey nut?

 

[The_TailGunner]

You are also forgetting things like the Dirty Sanchez or the donkey punch....

no im not.

those are both unacceptable forms of revenge. mine are acceptable. the cleveland steamer would also be unacceptable. funny though.

TG

 

[Fuzz]

Oooohh!! intreguing, what did you do, shout out her mum's name half way through and see how long you could stay on?


Fog

I think it was just the realisation of what was happening (he doesn't love me and only wants....)

She's never contacted me since.

 

[Totality]

Oh dear god. The relationship thread is still on the front page

Its embarassing now that so many people have read about it but suppose it was for the best as I know I did the right thing and all my friends/family can at last stop hassling me to do it!

Proving harder than I thought now its the 3rd day. Shes taken to texting as if I didnt dump her and is just texting normally as if it never happened !!! Think shes decided if she acts like it never happened then it never did! I'm not answering my phone when she calls as I'm a weak minded fool and will fall for it all again but cant stop the texts. This morning she texted how shes wearing the necklace I bought her as it makes her feel great.

Thanks to all that helped me get out of the hole I was in. Work is already better now I'm not feeling crap all the time and I'm actually enjoying stuff again. Its amazing after only a couple of days!

How do I get the thread locked? It's served its purpose and think its time to lay it to rest!! Cheers all

 

[daz]

Change her name in your phone to something like "The Loser" or "Can't Trust". Everytime she calls or texts, it will totally change the vibe of the text message.

 

[Shoseki]

Ring her and tell her you have aids, and she needs to get herself checked.

/evil