Am I being out of order?! *Relationship warning!!*

thats better for you, its pushed you over the edge now, and they will also get the mucky looks they deserve:)
Now, its sunny all over england(well it is here in newcastle, and my bro said it is in pompey, so im guessing inbetween it all is too) get yourself out to a beer garden and check out the TOTTY!
How old are you? if you're not a grandpa go to a SU, thats what iv been doing all week, perving :D
 
hahaha lmao quality!

that couldn't have worked out better mate- awesome!

5 stars!
 
peetee said:
thats better for you, its pushed you over the edge now, and they will also get the mucky looks they deserve:)
Now, its sunny all over england(well it is here in newcastle, and my bro said it is in pompey, so im guessing inbetween it all is too) get yourself out to a beer garden and check out the TOTTY!
How old are you? if you're not a grandpa go to a SU, thats what iv been doing all week, perving :D
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Weekend is already planned so I'm far from being a moping around type! Out tonight, clay pigeon shooting tomorrow, off to a mates afterwards then out again sat night. Then off for a chill out day on sunday :D

Just found it funny that the email reached more people that it really should have. From the sounds of it shes lost him now too. Suppose its a sort of happy ending to the whole thing. Feel kinda bad for her as I didnt expect it to go that far but cant say she didnt deserve it.
 
dont feel bad for her, you wimp.
I think you just go shoot real pigeons instead of clay ones, you'v obviously forgot howto be a man!
 
Hahaha nice one Totality!

Isn't it funny how bad things happen to ****** people when you really need it to. You just wanted to send it to the boyfriend, Karma said "Naw Son!" and showed it to his world. Justice :)

Now all you need to do is tell your story to the nearest girl you find attractive and reap the sympathy sex. Nothing helps you get over an ex better than a future-ex :)
 
Im going to say get shot of.

Long distance relationships can be cool. But you have to have "TRUST!" and im afraid with this lass that would seem impossible!!

If your just looking for a pork `n` walk or park `n` ride then use and abuse. But from what your saying it looks like you want a serious relationship and to settle down so to speak. So walk away and let her ^&*% someone else's head matey.



Edit, just read the rest of the thread and i say :D good on you, he was probably tryin it on with lasses at his place of work as well :D lol see what they think of him now.
 
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Without anyone jumping on me for saying this, surely its not his fault, but hers? Not being funny, all is fair in love and war and all that. If she is messing with you and some other guy, then its her fault? Or am I wrong? Would be different if she did not want to know and he kept on harrassing her?

Putting that to one side, at least you are rid mate. Have a great weekend and enjoy the possibilities of what may be round the corner. :)
 
Totality, I enjoyed reading your posts - sounds like you did the right thing, well done!

You can go ahead knowing that you didn't allow yourself to be manipulated by a two timer.

The last post about the email was a bit of a shocker, looks like you've accidently exposed all her infidelities to the world! Good on ya, enjoy the weekend!
 
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Mohinder said:
It involves... flinging a string of white stuff from your hand while shouting 'go web go!', at the end of coitus.

I'll leave it to you to fathom what the white stuff is and how it comes to be in your hand.
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this is much better than a punch in the ovaries
 
This thread is inspirational.

I should ditch my ex i have been seeing on and off, but i am worried about her mental state. Ditching someone you were with for 5 years, loved and lived with is somewhat harder.
 
Matt-Page said:
This thread is inspirational.

I should ditch my ex i have been seeing on and off, but i am worried about her mental state. Ditching someone you were with for 5 years, loved and lived with is somewhat harder.
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theyr all already mental, dont worry.
 
Matt-Page said:
This thread is inspirational.

I should ditch my ex i have been seeing on and off, but i am worried about her mental state. Ditching someone you were with for 5 years, loved and lived with is somewhat harder.
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The thing I would say about that (and no I dont know the situation) is that you cant stay with someone out of guilt and you would in no way be responsible for her actions, and would you really want someone staying with you for that reason?
*gets off soap box*

peetee said:
theyr all already mental, dont worry.
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No we're not!!!! Im not anyway :D
 
AHhahhahahahahahahahahaha RESULT

That email worked in ways you couldn't have imagined in your drunken stupor.
As I started to read I thought "oh you daft lad" shouldn't have done that.
But fair play, it worked out a treat in the end.
It's always nice to see the bad people in life getting **** on from a greater height.

I heard some news today that made me smile (not that I'm going to go into that here)
I think the words were "There is a god afterall" :D:D

Wonder how long it will be before she mails you / rings your house phone or turns up out of the blue. She sounds the type to try it....

Good luck anyway
 
Dump her, you deserve better!!!!11






;) Sorry, missed the thread and felt left out.

Sending the e-mail round his work colleagues was a stroke of genius - now they all know the type of person he is.

Sounds like she knows all the tricks too, fancy even getting 'mom' to call you. You'll need to keep your witts about you with this one, I reckon shes not done yet.

Hope the new leaf works out fella

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Well Friday night fell through!! Just got back from a mates house as the place we were meant to be going had no tickets left so a night at home alone is in order which is kinda lame but tmrw is the big day and night so no worries!

Her mum called again today to ask if I could speak to her. This time I of course knew the number so didnt pick up but had a voicemail. Seems she didnt find it too funny about the email I sent her ex...

Havent heard from anyone since this morning with the mass of calls and texts saying she has decided to not go to the party on Saturday, wants me back, has dumped her ex and instead wants to see me!! RESULT you many think? Well not exactly as I found out from her mum on the phone yesterday that the party had in fact been moved forward to last night (Thu) and of course she was at it. As the party has already happened of course shes now free on sat!! Nice try hun but better luck next time at pretending you're still not seeing him.

Tried to help her out though. She gave me the password for her email account the other week asking if I could get her some info from an email. No problem at the time although her password was rather short. So today I informed her that a she should change her password and a good password contains CAPITALS, Numbers and should be longer than 4 characters. I suggested she uses something along the lines of: "Wh0re" or perhaps "Cheat3ingWh0re" for a longer password. She, however, didnt see the funny side...

I must admit sitting alone I'm thinking of all the good times and believe me there were some great times. Took her to Paris for her b'day and it was great. Each day that goes by I keep glossing over the fact shes still lying and sometimes think I made the wrong decision - before slapping myself!

Its been completely quiet since 8am this morning so I reckon I'm free now. Never had such a hard breakup before. Usually stay friends with my ex's and am usually quite mature about it all but this one has completely thrown me! Just hope shes OK as although she did her best to destroy my confidence and walk all over me I still really love her at the moment. Suppose writing the updates helps remind me why I've broken it off with her and keeps me sane...
 
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