Am I being targeted?

For one, it's actually illegal to take things from skips or next to skips that are clearly there to be skipped. Even skips on the road, the contents are still the lawful property of the owner who hired the skip. Going into people drives/garden to rummage through a skip is a bit no-no. Illegal. So yeah, stop leaving your stuff in public areas. :P
 
Can you rig up some piano wire attached to your shoe laces and feed it through the letterbox. Have the wire hooked on to your unflushed toilet bowl and wait patiently.
 
I was watching this serial killer documentary on Netflix yesterday, seems the stalker is getting braver and braver until he finally has the courage to do the ultimate task.
 
Don't leave stuff outside your house.

There is an old saying, "there is nothing more stranger than folk".
 
I've had weirdo flat neighbours get obsessed with each other before. It's not worth sticking around because it does tend to escalate. Make plans to move.

Alternatively, you're sleep walking and moving your own stuff. :rolleyes:
 
So you claim to see UFOs/Aliens everywhere, yet when weird things are happening to you, its not Aliens? Have come consistency man :p

I don't know who is worse, you and your odd behaviour with the painting, or whomever is borrowing your shoes..

Are you sure you first name isn't Bilbo and your live in the shire.. ?
 
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Len Deighton's Only When I Larf is a 1968 British comic thriller describing the activities of a team of three confidence tricksters led by Silas Lowther (late 40s), his girlfriend Liz Mason (late 20s) and wannabe apprentice and Liz-worshipper Bob (early 20s).

The novel interleaves first-person narratives from Bob (76 pages in 7 chapters), Liz (78 pages in 6 chapters) and Silas (88 pages in 5 chapters). Their increasingly contradictory descriptions of shared experiences contribute to the humour. This unreliable narration adds to the atmosphere around deceiving "the marks". The title is explained in a variety of unlikely anecdotes where in each case a critically injured third party bravely replies this when asked "Does it hurt?"

A humorous subplot which is not fully resolved until the end of the book revolves around Bob changing Silas' bowler hat for different sizes without him knowing, adding to Silas' worry that his head is changing shape. What I'm saying Lysander is that someone has read this book and lives next door to you.
 
Put yourself in a box and mail you to your wife. When your stolen leap out the box like that Erika Eleniak dorris leapt out of a cake in under siege, all naked like. Adopt a boxing stance and start talking right dirty like.
 
[FnG]magnolia said:
Len Deighton's Only When I Larf is a 1968 British comic thriller describing the activities of a team of three confidence tricksters led by Silas Lowther (late 40s), his girlfriend Liz Mason (late 20s) and wannabe apprentice and Liz-worshipper Bob (early 20s).

The novel interleaves first-person narratives from Bob (76 pages in 7 chapters), Liz (78 pages in 6 chapters) and Silas (88 pages in 5 chapters). Their increasingly contradictory descriptions of shared experiences contribute to the humour. This unreliable narration adds to the atmosphere around deceiving "the marks". The title is explained in a variety of unlikely anecdotes where in each case a critically injured third party bravely replies this when asked "Does it hurt?"

A humorous subplot which is not fully resolved until the end of the book revolves around Bob changing Silas' bowler hat for different sizes without him knowing, adding to Silas' worry that his head is changing shape. What I'm saying Lysander is that someone has read this book and lives next door to you.
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What is the field dying of?
 
[FnG]magnolia said:
Len Deighton's Only When I Larf is a 1968 British comic thriller describing the activities of a team of three confidence tricksters led by Silas Lowther (late 40s), his girlfriend Liz Mason (late 20s) and wannabe apprentice and Liz-worshipper Bob (early 20s).

The novel interleaves first-person narratives from Bob (76 pages in 7 chapters), Liz (78 pages in 6 chapters) and Silas (88 pages in 5 chapters). Their increasingly contradictory descriptions of shared experiences contribute to the humour. This unreliable narration adds to the atmosphere around deceiving "the marks". The title is explained in a variety of unlikely anecdotes where in each case a critically injured third party bravely replies this when asked "Does it hurt?"

A humorous subplot which is not fully resolved until the end of the book revolves around Bob changing Silas' bowler hat for different sizes without him knowing, adding to Silas' worry that his head is changing shape. What I'm saying Lysander is that someone has read this book and lives next door to you.
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I bloody well knew your reply would be worth the wait :cry:
 
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