Amazon delivery driver gets stuck on my grass

I'm just totally amazed that you have local people that can actually speak English working for Amazon oop there in that there Yorkshire.

Dahn Sarf I don't think I've every had a delivery from a driver who spoke English as a first language.
 
josh_sheffield said:
Would you really put a sign up? As stated above their is one before you come down the drive saying keep off the grass. Maybe we need repeaters. Potentially a couple of speed limit signs to encourage some of the faster drivers who speed up and down. Maybe a mind your step sign on the stone steps up to the house.

I would continue the wall across but this is the route onto the lawn for the ride on, and very large vehicles can use this to spin around if they engage their brain and don't put the driven wheels onto the wet grass. If they had needed the space to reverse back onto they would have been fine, left a couple of tread marks not a foot deep hole.
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Signs? Rocks? Fences? What is all this woke "Thank you sir, please may I have another" beta male weakness? You need to treat delivery drivers the same as moles and show no mercy if you get them on your lawn. There is only one practical solution to this problem:

Land mines.
 
Mr Badger said:
Signs? Rocks? Fences? What is all this woke "Thank you sir, please may I have another" beta male weakness? You need to treat delivery drivers the same as moles and show no mercy if you get them on your lawn. There is only one practical solution to this problem:

Land mines.
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Well that backfired...

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tracking now shows it somewhere near Mars.
 
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