**AMD COMPETITION** WIN! VTX3D HD 6870 X2 graphics card worth £344.99 PLUS exclusive runners up priz

I remember the days
I remember the days of ega/vga
I remember the day when I got my first 3D card
Oh how I smiled that day as I blew aliens away.

I remember the days
I remember wolfenstein, doom, and duke when he was still cool,
And jumpers, irqs and dma settings,
Remember those?

But time moves on, and so must we
Here's Ruby with her VTX3D
From great overclockers, to puny "keep it at stock!"ers
We all want to get our mits upon thee.
 
I like you so much dear Ruby,
Even though you may consider me some sort of a newbie,
You Overclock(ers) my life,
I even want you to be my wife.

I hope you can win me,
A VTX3D,
So I can see my game like real life,
Though the competition against me is rife.

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Not sure if I'm allowed to use Overclockers as I did, so a mod please confirm that. Gave it my best shot, as I'm bad at this stuff!
 
Oh model ruby,
of the VTX3D,
if only you were to come to me.

To be the winner overclockers,
would surely silence the mockers,
and dishearten all those knockers.

I dream of victory,
a new card all for me,
a good replacement for my GTS450.
 
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I once had a car i called 'Ruby' you see,
it's reg number was VTX3D,
but one day i got banned
so i sold it to a man
and brought myself a great Overclockers PC.
 
I looted from a shop a ruby
along with a VTX3D with my dog Scooby.
What shall I do
wait first I need to poo,
oh I should order the rest of a PC from Overclockers like no newbie!

:p
 
As all us overclockers know,
The vtx3D is the key,
For ruby gives us,
the performance we need,

Its a revolutionary resolution,
Its a visual treat,
Its at a price thats quite neat,
This is the pieve of kit for the savvy

:P hope you like it. i had three but thought this one the best one.
 
I love my ruby rubber pop,
She likes to go at it nonstop,
Why am i always ontop,
I hope one day she doesn't pop
Don't want to rma and do a swap,
I hope one day i get another so we can all play co-op.

I think shes give me vd,
Or is that an std,
No wait its vtx3d
That was very nice ruuubyy.

Its time to let the overclockers in,
You know to do abit of tweaking,
Because my ruby has been squeaking,
While we made the bed go creaking.

Im glad to hear that shes not leaking,
Really glad that shes not speaking
Ok lets get back to the freaking.
 
A lot of these are brilliant! Not sure I'll have a chance but here ya go!

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A really hot girl who games all night,
Her PC was bought from an online site.
Overclockers UK,
The best so they say,
A competition to win stuff starts today.

I posted a rhyme on the thread,
Even included Hovis bread.
When I am boozy,
I game like a noobie,
I want the VTX3D, oh... and Ruby.
 
how sweet is the moment when gaming first starts
with the making of classes and taking of hearts
when so many components lie in store
and overclockers holds a promise of more
how full are the years when ruby grows strong with
faith and commitment to guide my system along
when a home's warm with sharing and fun
as tenderly, gently, two cards become one
how good it can be when my dreams all come true
for a wonderful vtx3d as special as you
all i need now is battlefield 3
to complete the experience of gaming in HD
 
yeah yeah yeah pc etailer, OVERCLOCKERS UK!
Dont go to competitors, MAD NO competitors!
This is for my fellow pc gamers, dem you get me! ocuk is the best!
overclockers prices are the best, you get me!

What kind of things that you have for sale
When i start buying dont expect me to stop!
I'll come for the hardware that you stock!
And get my free delivery!
Better hand over the pcs!
Your boys dont wanna see you overclocked!
If i kick down the door to your store!
I'll clear your store on the spot!

Pow Overclockers UK!
Cleeear all your pc hardware!
Smash ruby's pasty!
Cleeear your VTX3D stack!
Wont get none of your VTX3D's back!


well thats my best effort!
as you can clearly see my English is somewhat lacking :D

doubt it will get me anything, but as always good luck guys!
 
Now this is a story all about how
My forum life got turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
And tell you how I became the winner of Ruby's derrière...

From little old Hertfordshire born and raised
On Overclockers is where I spend most of my days
Chillin out, maxin, relaxing all cool,
And chattin' some **** with like-minded fools
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started saying for poetry, Haiku's are no good
I got in one huge fight and Ruby got scared
And said "If they give you a prize will you come back to bed?"

Guy pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the deliverer "Yo homes what you got there?"
I looked at my package that was finally here
And it turned out to be a VTX3D ware!



This one count? :p:D
 
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