**AMD COMPETITION** WIN! VTX3D HD 6870 X2 graphics card worth £344.99 PLUS exclusive runners up priz

Now I'm starting to feel a bit seedy,
While staring at the card from VTX3D.
On the box there's 2 Ruby's
Which means there's 4 boobies
Now Overclockers must think I'm just greedy!
 
bleedthereason said:
such benevolence overclockers
and bestowed from our favorite restockers
a legend born named vtx3d
from the mystical kingdom of AMD

and all of the people in god's gracious land
drew steel and shield, no more hand in hand
though the land very bloodied this wasn't the game
just fools with rags seeking riches and fame

at the end of it all in red there she stand
and admired the soul who didn't demand
Ruby held out a box shadowed by cover
what he was to discover was a prize unlike any other.....
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Thats cool =)
 
"Try me!", Cried Ruby,
VTX3D transcends
Where? Overclockers!

Jen Hsun once lived in my town
His framerate would cause him to frown
Gave Overclockers a click
They said Team Ruby was slick
And VTX3D quadfire turned his pants brown.
 
As I could do with a re-format, the timing is perfect for me,
To install a new graphics card, from VTX3D!
Overclockers UK, Have pulled out all the stops,
This competition and prize, truly are tops,
With that GPU in my case, And Ruby on my desk,
Like a phoenix I shall rise, and become the best,
PC games player, the world has ever seen,
And turn to red, Where once there was green.

Disclaimer: I hereby offer no guarantee of me ever being the worlds best Gamer, even if I do get lucky enough to win.
 
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ubershell said:
If you notice typo's or spelling mistakes and edit on that basis, then that's not a problem. Editing to extensively change your post/entry is not cool though.
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Ah, okay. Had thought of a better idea, but will just stick with the first one then if it's not cool to change it/replace it :)
 
Unannounced, came a man from VTX3D
who stormed to Overclockers declared his name, Mcgee.
Asked, 'where is my Ruby?'
Replied, 'she's gone a bit loopy,
we've locked her up and thrown away the key.'
 
The decent guys at Overclockers,
Lured in gamers with Ruby’s knockers,
Backed by the dudes at VTX3D,
Gamer after gamer is filled with glee.

Tempted at the promise of free stuff,
Of which this forum just can’t get enough,
User after user begins to write,
Which is why you’ve just read this load of sh***.!
 
Lately I've been feeling quite weary,
till I heard 'bout the news of VTX3D,
Overclockers have X2 on offer,
So this time I'll bother,
and maybe I'll get Ruby as a freebie.
 
Ruby Ruby
Everyday they call me a newby
Overclockers my favourite of stockers
holds a prize in the lockers
Visual graphics of a VTX3D
Double X2 performance most speedy
Together we can own the rest
Start off my quest to now be best

;)
 
I awoke from a passionate dream
Where my order was waiting for me
On time as always from a place you can trust
Overclockers had just delivered my stuff

I gathered the parts to build the machine
Ruby appeared with my new big screen
I grabbed my card within my sight
It was VTX3D to my delight

The build was complete and the screen was bright
As we began gaming into the night!

(I cannot explain what I did to Ruby due to forum rules lol)
 
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Hi all, newbie here.

Let's give it a shot...




There was a hot lady named Ruby
Who had a disease known as VTX3D
Now all overclockers don't be scared
'Cause it goes when she's paired
Let's just hope she wants to get to know thee





Bit random I know, but worth a try.

On a side note a lot of good threads in this forum so glad I joined, now let's get reading!!
 
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