Amusing Checkout Chat
- Thread starter Pipe & Slippers
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Are you the guy that got his codger caught in the coin slot at Tesco?
When it keeps telling you to check the bagging area what is a guy supposed to do?
"Please weigh your loose nuts."
Y'all have a great day now.
If only I was a badboy.
Tell me about it! This one self-checkout even suggested I looked 17 years old when I'm clearly mid thirties. It started blushing a bright amber and called over one of her colleagues who had a wee giggle before running off. Man... wish I'd got its serial number...
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I hope you weren’t trying to Dox the self checkout girl.
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This thread was so anticlimactic, showed great promise from the title but that OP is just 
It's all getting very Ex Machina...
I remember being at a supermarket checkout and the poor girl serving was taken ill, she threw up into the cash drawer!
I’m assuming she was taken ill, maybe I stank? Who knows, I don’t think she was trying to hit on me....
I’m assuming she was taken ill, maybe I stank? Who knows, I don’t think she was trying to hit on me....
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This thread was so anticlimactic, showed great promise from the title but that OP is just
Op has PermaChanged. So sad.
Sounds like you were guttedI remember being at a supermarket checkout and the poor girl serving was taken ill, she threw up into the cash drawer!
I’m assuming she was taken ill, maybe I stank? Who knows, I don’t think she was trying to hit on me....
Possible, I still shudder at the checkouts.....
And mine!