So a few years ago I was having sex with my long term girlfriend and when we finished the deed we notice there was a whole lot of blood mixed in with all sorts of other fluids on the bed, we were both like WTF!?! she checked herself out and she found out she was fine, it was then that I checked out my manhood only to discover i had snapped my banjo skin and it had been bleeding away the entire time (I notice a sharp piercing pain during sex but thought nothing of it).
Now being a very shy fellow I had no idea what to do, do I go to the doctor or just leave it? As it happened I went to the doctor because sex afterwards for a few days was quiet painful, so I get to the doctor to see my appointment was with a female doctor (result, I don't think I could have gone in if it was a male doctor), so I sit there and she says "What can we do for you today?" I can feel my face going bright red and I I freeze, I don't know how to tell her.......I swear a minute of silence goes by before I get the balls to tell her what happened, so I'm sitting there bright as a beetroot after explaining what happened and she says "ok take a seat over there" (pointing to the examination table) so I get there and sit down on it and she turns round to me and says "Sadly I don't have x-ray vision, you're going to have to take off your trousers and pants", god I felt so stupid at this point, and all that was going through my mind was please don't get an erection as they would be so bad, she dons her rubber gloves after I have stripped down to nothing and proceeds to examine the damage, all the time I was praying that it wouldn't get hard and was trying to think of all manner of non sexual things to stop it happening, but sadly it wasn't enough and I managed to stand to full attention (causing much pain) whilst she was examining me, I couldn't believe it, but she carried on like a true professional (no not that kind), although it did cross my mind (I was 25 at the time and a life time of porn had said she might) if she would, as she was quite a pretty MILF doctor and I certainly would have despite the discomfort it would have caused.
So after the examination ( I was still nursing a rock solid hard on) she tells me it's nothing to severe and it wont cause any long term problems and will heal itself over time, the time it took to put my clothes back on felt like an eternity and I had to pull my pants over my still erect penis showing a full on trouser tent to her and somehow wedging it downwards in my pants (luckily they were tight fitting ones so it held it in place pretty well) but on my way out there was to be a final twist to the tale and one the words will haunt me forever, as I turned back to her on my way out I said "Thank you for everything!", what the hell was I thinking!!!! a simple bye would have sufficed, but I had to "Thanks for everything".
Gladly I moved areas shortly after this and got a new doctor.
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