***Anonymous Confessions Thread v3***

Status
Not open for further replies.
I am obsessed with Rachel Riley.

I think about her a lot, and think that she is the most perfect woman.

I sky+ every episode of countdown, and am a massive reader of forums dedicated to her.

That's not stalker-ish, right?

Proof (please embed the pics so people think i'm not insane)
Click to expand...

One of my mates used to religiously watch every epiode of Countdown for a period of a few months for the same reason.
 
By pretending I was reviewing existing videos and sitting the camera on the floor next to me, I was able to record about 15 minutes of footage of my sister-in-law's feet which I'd admired for a very long time.Two years later I've still got the videos on a password protected USB stick.
Click to expand...

God damn, that's sexy. :D
 

I have been with my current girlfriend just over 2 years but 6 months into this relationship i started cheating with her best friend and i did this for a year before i stopped, I now seem to be finding myself flirting with another of her best friends and trying to get into her pants too. I feel bad for it but i love the danger.
Click to expand...

My parents go to swingers clubs. I wish I did not know this.
Click to expand...

n average I last less than 30 seconds in the sack. It rlly gets me
down.
Click to expand...
 
I think the banjo injury is quite common. It happens if your to vigourus then get the wrong angle on one of the strokes, then bam blood everywhere. (spoken from experience) not bothered about anonymity and can't be bothered to set up a new email account.

Forgot to add I was 17 and had to tell my mum I had a nose bleed in the night. The strange thing was the pillow was clean but the duvet looked like a murder scene half way down the bed. Funnily enough I wasn't believed.
 
Last edited:
dpbadger said:
I think the banjo injury is quite common. It happens if your to vigourus then get the wrong angle on one of the strokes, then bam blood everywhere. (spoken from experience) not bothered about anonymity and can't be bothered to set up a new email account.

Forgot to add I was 17 and had to tell my mum I had a nose bleed in the night. The strange thing was the pillow was clean but the duvet looked like a murder scene half way down the bed. Funnily enough I wasn't believed.
Click to expand...

I'm now crying in pain. thanks for that.
 
dpbadger said:
I think the banjo injury is quite common. It happens if your to vigourus then get the wrong angle on one of the strokes, then bam blood everywhere. (spoken from experience) not bothered about anonymity and can't be bothered to set up a new email account.

Forgot to add I was 17 and had to tell my mum I had a nose bleed in the night. The strange thing was the pillow was clean but the duvet looked like a murder scene half way down the bed. Funnily enough I wasn't believed.
Click to expand...

Yep being through that but mine happened at a public place so imagine the problems:o
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top Bottom