***Anonymous Confessions Thread v3***

[Mason-]

Honestly, the one I sent about meeting with the girl off here really isn't actually a lie. It's the god's honest truth.



I can't really believe I met up with her either, it was quite a nerve wracking experience but was worth it! Seems like the sort of thing that just doesn't happen, I know, but it did.

"When I was 13 me and my female cousin used to play with each other behind the sofa when the house was empty every time we met up"



"When I was 20 I invited my 17 year old female cousin over to my parents house when they went on holiday for a drink and we had amazing sex for 3 days constantly. Curtains closed for 3 days while doing the business over and over again. She was gorgeous with a very slim figure. It was extremly erotic. Would do it again. "

What about if I also told you, that not only do I have a thing for womans feet, but I also like their shoes and enjoy dominant women trampling me at these clubs!

My housemate once beat me several times over at COD and laughed about it.

I waited till he went for a dump then flicked a capacitor off his brand new (at the time) GTX480

He was gutted

 

[Mason-]

all the cousin ones are blatantly kwerk.

HAHAHAHAHA.

So wish that that were true.

 

[Mason-]

Mason, do you know who has confessed to what? Have you looked at trust etc to match email addresses?

Of course I'm not asking you to reveal - as interesting as it might be you should keep it confidential.

I haven't bothered no, takes way too much effort to go around matching e-mail addresses.

Besides a lot of people are using online anonymity services.
And others have obviously created new e-mails just to fess up.

Only a few have used (what I think are) everyday e-mail addresses. One guy used a work e-mail o.O


Besides I'm not that well known on these forums, I'm generally a lurker that goes through phases of posting loads then just browsing again for months.

 

[Mason-]

Dude she was 10, she would have had a figure like a boy!

Could have had more than one cousin

 

[Mason-]

Playa's gonna play (with his relatives)

Don't hate the playa,

Hate the game.

 

[Mason-]

I like to scratch my bum hole and then sniff my fingers

Dear Confessions,

in reply to the comment in the current thread "Was there any update on
the previous thread about the two cross dressers that exchanged
details?"

We didn't.

However, three years later things have changed more than a little bit.
I currently live my life 50/50 - that is 50% of the time I present as
male, 50% female. I still do the male stuff, tinker with cars, a few
drinks down the pub etc. but it's not me, it's a character I play
because I've been so used to playing it all my life. I'm much much
more comfortable going shopping, or for a walk, or to a bar or
whatever as Lucy, the person who I feel is truly me.

I'm having laser and electrolysis to permanently remove my body and
facial hair, that combined with the imminent start of hormone therapy
and my apparent ease of 'passing' as female in public that I'm sure my
destination in a few years is to have surgery and finally my body will
match the personality and identity that I've felt since I was little.

I know I have lots of hurdles to overcome, not to mention prejudice
(the attitude towards us transgenderists on the ocuk forums stinks,
but I can appreciate the mindset of someone who is non gender-variant
so you're mostly forgiven ) but after many years of emotionally
torturing myself over feeling that the way I feel inside doesn't match
what's on the outside, for the sake of my deteriorating mental and
physical health, I just had to get help and do what I had to do.

I'm not on the big pink ship to happiness just yet, I'm currently
seperating with my long-term girlfriend who just can't get her head
round it all and can't tolerate seeing her man turn into some other
woman, but we're trying to make it as amicable as possible. I'm not
out to my family or close friends either, and although I think I'll be
shunned and disowned by them, the pain of rejection will be less than
the sheer torture of living for so many years in conflict with myself,
to the point where I was starting to think I'd just be better off
dead.

So....

L xx

lol if the below is true.

I have been following a certain member of OcUK for 8 months now. I can tell you everyday where they are what they will be doing. He has 5000+ posts.

I have a wife and 2 children but I regularly visit high class escorts (£200-£250 per hour +£50 for "A-Levels"). It started on my last birthday near the end of 2011, I arranged a meeting as a birthday present for myself (it was my 30th birthday). Since then I have met up with 7 different escorts, several of them on 2 or more occasions, depending on the escort ... it can get really filthy Next on my "hit list" is a threesome.

Btw, to the people who have posted to me about having severe depression, I suggest you get some serious help, I don't think this is the place to confess.

A lot of you say that you struggle to tell your friends and family out of embarrassment, look I suggest you do tell them as family will always love you, and true friends are always there for you.

 

[Mason-]

when young i used to sleep holding onto a blanket
i couldn;t sleep without it, until I was 19 years old

Real story actually. Around march, went on a field trip to Scotland with my school, I'm upper sixth, so 18, ended up banging out my teacher 2 nights in a row. Yeah she's good looking and busty. Almost got caught - was sharing a dorm with mates, she came in, told everyone to go to the main hall, ended up having sex right there in the dorm toilets.

I'm a 23 year old 5'5 male who will be undergoing cosmetic leg legthening in two months time. This procedure itself costs just over 50,000 euro. I saved this amount up during my three years of university from working a part-time job, playing poker and saving my student loan. I'll be around 2.5 inches taller after it's all done. Haven't told my parents yet.

When I was 15. I went to visit my nan. While she went to put the
kettle on I accidentally broke the leg on her coffee table. I managed
to fix it before she returned by balancing the table n the leg tat
fell off.

All well and good, she came back a tray of tea and placed it on the
table. The table stayed firm despite me cacking my pants.

2mins later as we are enjoying our tea and chatting, net jack russell
runs in and knocks everything flying. I Naturally helped blame the dog
and took the credit or helping clear up (£5).

Next day I heard my granddad returned went mental and took the dog to
the vet. As it was the last straw. I never saw the dog again, and my
nan cried for weeks.

I have never told anyone this story not even my wife.


Sent from my iPad

very time I have a poo, I like to cast an admiring glance into the
bowl and rate it out of 10.

Not too sure where to start but I'm a 24 year old male with a VERY humiliating problem (at least to me). My PENIS farts. This is what my latest girlfriend called it. Although she says it's the cutest and sexiest thing she's ever seen, I cant begin to express how embarrassing this is to me.

It can be anything from a soft wet whistling sound to a very loud popping or air escaping quickly sound. Yes, just like regular fart but much higher pitched and can be about 5x as loud. (coming out of a smaller hole, I guess). During a typical hand job my PENIS can fart up to 30 times. My girlfriend seems to love it but I feel like crying. The gentlest squeeze especially at the base can elicit a fart but the worst is when I orgasm.

This is not a health issue as I've been doing this all me life. It doesn't hurt, in fact the vibrations alone can initiate an orgasm. Just humiliating. Most women don't say anything, some laugh but every girl who has witnessed this seems to be mesmerized by it.

I know women like confident men but I just cannot seem to get comfortable with this and I feel it is ruining my life. Girls talk and I feel like the talk of the town. High school was a nightmare.

My question is: Are my the only one. Has anyone else experienced this? I've checked books, done internet searches etc., but can't find anything related to my problem. I don't feel that I can cure the problem but how can I be more comfortable with it.

How would you feel if you met a man who was attractive, kind, sensitive and sincere but PENIS farted?

Sorry if I was being too graphic but I felt like I finally needed a woman's opinion.

Thank you for your help and concern. Best Wishes

I've been with my girlfriend for almost two and a half years now. We don't live together, but we've stayed at eachothers (student) houses a lot, often for extended periods at a time. Anyway, I find that when we are together I want to have sex around once a week, so this is how often we have sex because she almost never turns it down (she tends to want it more than me). But when we are apart there isn't often a day when I don't pleasure myself. On a few occasions when I've been staying at hers, I've gone to the bathroom to pleasure myself, even though we haven't had sex in a few days.

 

[Mason-]

Yesterday I found myself making eye contact (for at least 5 seconds) with an attractive woman as we walked passed each other.

Problem is, this isn't the first time its happened (with this particular person) and I'm currently in a relationship. Despite that I still feel the urge to initiate a conversation with this lady.

I'm tempted to just say Good Morning when we next walk pass each other.

I have a click-counter app on my phone. I use it to keep track of how many times I have made my girlfriend orgasm.

 

[Mason-]

I was driving and a dog pulls out in front of me. It was too late to stop. I didn't report it. It wasn't my fault though.

One of my friends has given me and indication she would be interested in a threesome with another girl. I am considering getting an escort to join us (see my other confessions) this weekend.

I'm a 30+ year old virgin who just started seeing a girl I've really liked for over a couple of years. She's been in long term relationships and has a kid but recently got burnt by an ex and has really gone into her shell. I'm worried I'll be too nervous to make the first move when the time comes, it's got me so stressed I'm thinking about breaking up with her, or even going to a 'professional' to try and ease my worries. What makes it worse is I really like this girl. Pathetic I know, but this is my life atm.

 

[Mason-]

I know several posters who are ex-banned members and multiple returnees, some with accounts going back to at least 2007 who are still making new dupe accounts, I also know of several female posters who are men, but I am not going to reveal who they are.

 

[Mason-]

I once squirted colgate toothpaste up my erect knob.

 

[Mason-]

I once went to a house party a couple of years ago, at about 5am I went for a dump (I had eaten absolute garbage all day including curry) i proceeded to unleash what can only be explained as something inhuman. This blocked the toilet and overflowed on to the floor. I decided I would leave it. I went upstairs and went to bed, the next morning the house stank of my dump i left lodged in the toilet. No one would admit who it was and I said I heard a girl I met at the house party (now my girlfriend of 4 years) go to the toilet at 5am. The plumbers had to come round and unblock it which cost my mate £40.

For several years I played games with a chap and we got on great, best of mates and at clan meetings we'd hang out in the pub and frankly were like two long lost brothers. I was far closer to him than I was to even my own biological brother but that all changed when he met one of the girls in our clan at another guild meeting.



They hit it off, which was great and were very happy together for a couple of years. I also got on well with her and the three of us and our clan continued playing games together and much fun was had by all.



However, one night whilst on voice comms he mentioned in a private chat to me that he was glad he snagged her first or he'd have had to steal her off me. That annoyed me a little, my ego being what it is and although I laughed with I'm about it I decided then and there to bed the girl he was now engaged to. Whether it was purely my ego making me wish to do this or the lust for his girlfriend (she was/is still hot) or the fact my own relationship was in tatters following 5 years of mental torture from my then ex I do not know, but I do know that I used every trick my ex-girlfriend used on me to manipulate both my best friend and his fiancee in order to bed her.



It took a good few months to achieve "end result" and I wont' deny that I'd always had feelings for this girl since I first got to know her, but I knew all along I was breaking the mate-code of putting male friends before women, but my ego was in control and I was on a mission.



The initial hints given to her were subtle and done via proxy, I'd mention to a joint friend that I'd had a particularly rude dream involving her, we'd laugh about it and let the news filter back to her. I knew my friend wouldn't find out as nobody in their right mind would mention it to him and if they did it'd only massage his ego anyway as he trusted me implicitly.





Once she realised I fancied her the seed was sown (no not that seed) she started doing some of the running, initially finding it amusing that I'd think of her that way, when we were such good friends.. but I knew she was starting to think of me as more than a friend, she wouldn't keep mentioning it otherwise.. So I kept dropping hints, never openly raising the subject and a good 6 months past.



At the next clan meeting the three of us shared a table as usual and with the rest of the guild much fun was had and even more drink was consumed, I noticed she never left his side at any point in the evening and I made no effort get her alone. That was the genius moment, that got her annoyed - how could I fancy her and not make a move?



The next time I was on voice comms my mate was in bed with the flu, his girlfriend ensured he was asleep then crept to their spare room, she told me everything she wanted and the following weekend I obliged several times.



This continued for a couple of months and at no point did I feel guilty, in fact I was too busy enjoying the fruits of my months of scheming to do so and nursing a sore groin during the working week. She did however end it eventually, and my mate has never found out about the affair and they've since married.



She's chocked it up as her one last fling before marriage, I'm now married too and we both have children.



In hindsight I do regret betraying my friend and I dropped contact with both of them for many years mostly through my own selfish guilt. At this stage I wouldn't tell him and I know she never would, she told me so a few weeks ago when I got the first email from her in over 5 years, asking if I wanted to visit her.. just for a chat.. as she was coming over this way on business soon..

 

[Mason-]

Well the only ones I don't post are:

Depression ones saying they hate life and want to kill themselves then asking for advice - no medical threads allowed.

And the other was someone admitting to raping his wife, which I posted but everyone said was too far so I deleted.

If it doesn't fall underthose two categories then it simply did not come through, resend it.

 

[Mason-]

When I was in my teens, about 13 or 14, during the six week holiday the local swimming pool used to have what they call 'crazy time'. It used to be most afternoons where they would inflate either a slide or an animal where all the kids climb and slid down for an afternoon of fun, play on floating mats and balls.



This one time, once 'crazy time' finished, me and my mates stayed in the pool and carried on playing, diving in the deep end, bombing etc. Not long into it we got bored, fingers all crinkled and eyes bright red from the chlorine. One mate decided he needed a number two, so we dared him to 'do a floater', sure enough, without much trying, he was able to drop what’s better known as a little rabbit dropping, whilst funny, it wasn't quite what we expected. When that popped to the surface, he push the water so it was go into the gutter around the edge of the pool and once the coast was clear he cupped his hands and managed to throw the rabbit dropping to the corner of the room near a large plant.



Now, still laughing I decided to have a go, now I didn't even need one, so gave a big push just to see what I could bring out and to my horror and released, what I would describe as the perfect poo, perfectly shaped and it floated with little trouble. Panic sank in now, I had this floater bobbing about on the surface of the pool, my mates backed away laughing so hard they couldn't swim properly, chocking on water with tears in their eyes, sreaming and pointing, pushing the water and splashing the floater away from them.

So, like my mate did, I pushed the floater to the gutter, then cupped my hands and tried to threw the floater to the corner of the room by the big plant.

It took two attempts, the first time was with shear panic and I rushed it, it went straight back in the pool, mates splashing the water again and laughing. Second attempt was near perfect, but didn't land by the big plant. Instead it landed on this large suitcase, right by the handle, it was a first aid training case with one of them dolls you train people on to help with first aid. So, now my mates were laughing harder, great!



Panic set in further, my mates were in hysterics, I was pale, twice as worried now so decided to get out the pool. I didn't shower or dry myself, just put my clothes on ran up to the viewing room and then saw a group of life guards round the suitcase, scratching their heads, looking at each other wandering what it was, smirking and deciding who was going to deal with it. Mean while I saw my mates get out the pool, I left, waited for my mates down the road who decided to get out the pool.



I'm 35 now and it’s still a topic of discussion when we all meet up for beers.

wow...

I was wanted nationwide for armed robbery twice by the time i was 22 although i was never convicted. I also spent time in the old death row cells in norwich prison and slept quite soundly in the cell they used to keep you in the night before they took you down for hanging. I've also been in a number of other prisons and institutions and honestly cannot explain who i was then to who i am now as i don't understand it myself.

 

[Mason-]

illegal? Who are you to judge?

see for yourself

 

[Mason-]

My girlfriend complained about the taste of my ‘man juice’. She told me to try it. I did.

I'd heard rumours that the MD was having an affair with a married colleague (fair play to the guy she was 20years his junior and not a bad looker), so one day rather board i had a snoop around there mailboxes. And sure enough they were indeed at it, discussing there various acts together and what lies to tell to get more time together etc. Pretty boring really bar a few pictures of the woman posing nude


I never could look at her in the eyes again after seeing those!

Board again one day I played a little game on them and sent her an anonymous email saying I'd seen them together and for her to come clean or i would tell the husband, this spiced there emails up! racking there brains on who could have seen them and to end the affair or not. I got a threatening email from her denying all knowledge, I never emailed back, i never intended to tell the husband from the beginning. It was just amusing seeing how much chaos a simple email could cause.





Funnily enough she had a promotion during the affair.

 

[Mason-]

After I have gone to the toilet,I sometimes shake my todger and a little bit of pee flies off.This has been known to go in my eye and my mouth. I'm not repulsed

I have "lost" CCTV footage on two occasions to prevent colleagues being prosecuted.

The first instance involved a colleague using knuckle dusters to help break up a fight.

The second involved me being glassed by a member of the public and then informing my colleagues to test the fire doors with his face. I feel really bad about the second incident as the guy was charged for assault and ended up in hospital with a number of broken bones.

I was also once also cautioned by the police for standing naked on top of a JCB digger urinating on a give way sign. They took me home but I gave a fake address and so mates mum was rudely woken at 5am to be told her "son" was in a sorry state and lucky not to get arrested. She covered for me and forced me copious glasses of water then kicked me out the back door. To this day we have never spoken of it to anyone.

 

[Mason-]

Hi again, Lucy here

Not really a confessional as such, more just a thank you to everyone
who wished me luck!

A few posts I want to address - firstly whoever asked for an open,
non-anonymous thread - great idea that I've toyed with in the past,
however I know certain members of my family browse the forums from
time to time, and given I can't have a separate forum ID which would
deflect any potential issues arising before I want them to, if I
decide to post an open thread it will be late into the whole
transitioning process, and maybe even after everything is done and the
dust has settled in my personal life.

To the guy who pleaded with me not to be convincing - well I can walk
down the high street on a saturday afternoon, go for a coffee and shop
in women's clothes mostly without anyone raising an eyebrow. To
someone who knows what they're looking for, I'm not perfect and very
occasionally I'm completely 'read' as in spotted. Unfortunately if
it's Miss Chavvy McChav pushing her brood round town in a buggy I've
been subject to the 'IT'S A TRANNY - LOOK LOOK ITS A MAN IN A SKIRT'
which isn't pleasant. Confidence is everything though, drop your eyes
and your shoulders and you've given the game away. If I notice anyone
taking a closer look for suspicious reasons I'll make full eye contact
and smile my sweetest smile. It usually works

I have a credit card in my female name, and there's quite a few shops
that are my regular haunts and the staff there all know me, they know
my history and they treat me with the greatest of respect and dignity.

To sum it up, I tend to get chatted up much more than spotted as a
bloke in women's clothes - which is strange as I have to politely
decline the advance as men just aren't my thing.

On the other side of that, I do like the company of men when I'm Lucy
- not in a sexual way or looking to be spoiled, it's just I've
identified with females all my life so the whole 3rd party male thing
is still a little bit of a mystery that I'm trying to unravel.

Any more genuine questions, ask away and I'll try to answer them as
best I can

L xx

 

[Mason-]

Well a few people know this but OcUK doesn't...

This happened around 1.5 years ago in Sweden... can't say why I was there as it gives too much away but I was there with some male friends, lets call them X and Y.

To cut to the chase, in 48 hours I had sex with 3 different girls... however not alone!

The first night me, and X and Y all had sex with the girl at the same time in the hostel.

The second night it was me and X (with a different girl) at the same time (Y had passed out drunk).

Night 3 we were in a hotel in Gothenburg and I met a girl who I was taking back to the room alone (X and Y were heading home together with ANOTHER girl!). However, I realised they had the hotel room key (and being drunk I didn't think of getting another at reception). So I phoned them and they got out the taxi and came to meet me.

We all went back to the hotel and me, X and Y again had a foursome with this girl.

There was no "crossing of swords" so to speak, however I at several points you might describe the girl as being "water-tight" if you can imagine...

So in 48 hours = 3 different girls, foursome, threesome, foursome! EPIC!

Absolutely 100% true ... we took videos each time to prove it!!

I've got two:

When I was 14 I was staying with some family friends (and their two daughters of the same age). The girls and I stayed up really late watching films and the three of us fell asleep in their bedroom. I woke up in the middle of the night for some reason and touched one of them 'down there' (she was wearing pjamas). She woke up and I pretended like we had both been woken up by a noise downstairs (which she seemed to believe) and we both went back to sleep. Nothing was ever said the next day or since, so I asume I got away with it, but it still worries me some times.

When I was 18 my ex-girlfriend and I were getting it on in my parents' hot tub. I can't remember why but we had an argument and I stormed off into the house. She was sat by the side of the pool, completely naked, crying her eyes out for about 20 minutes before I went back out to get her. I still feel guilty about it.

 

[Mason-]

Just got up posting on phone will go downstairs to laptop in a sec