***Anonymous Confessions Thread v3***

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When i was 17 i was sent to prison for 6 months, i got into a lot of trouble, including burglary, cashing stolen cheques and stealing cars.

I now have a senior position within a company and am in charge of over 20 staff.

Nobody knows, including my boss.

Things havent been great with my girlfriend lately and I know for a fact that shes come off the pill on the quiet and is secretly trying to get preggers. Im enjoying all the extra sex without worry because I know Im firing blanks. Me 1-0 Girlfriend.

Lucy again :p

as much as this feels like a thread hijack as there's no confessions
going on, I feel I must respond to the comments that have been posted
as I did promise to reply to genuine questions.

So here goes,

firstly, sexual orientation has nothing to do with gender identity. As
Raymond quite rightly put, gender variance, gender dysphoria,
transgenderism, call it what you will, is purely about the often
debilitating conflict that exists within an individual that revolves
around their outward appearance not matching how they feel or identify
inside. Some are heterosexual, some bisexual and some gay.

Three years ago I stated I fantasised about sleeping with another
cross-dresser. That was when I thought I was a cross-dresser myself
before the gender floodgates opened and I realised the issue was much
more fundamental and deep-rooted than flouncing around the house in a
dress pretending I was a pretty girl. It wasn't a fantasy at all, it
was a very subtle but strong method of denial - brought about by shame
and guilt that was afflicting me mentally about my true feelings about
myself. I didn't want to accept I wanted to be a girl, I didn't have
the words nor maturity to be open with myself, so convincing myself I
was bisexual was far more convenient and easy than admitting to myself
I was essentially born in the wrong body.

I find women attractive, I envy them and would give anything to be a
genetic female, but men just don't push the right buttons in my head.
As I said before, I'm becoming used to enjoying the company of men but
there's just no attraction or any sexual element to it at all.

Regarding the marriage scenario, whatever the current legislation is,
I know I'm very very unlikely to meet a genetic female who will
accept, love and respect me as a transgendered woman. So I may spend
the rest of my life single, I may not. However sad and depressing that
may occasionally seem, the fact I'll be living my life as it should
be, not dancing to anyone's tune but my own, spurs me on down this
path I have to take. I may meet someone amazing, I may not. Time will
tell but I need to sort myself out first before even considering
letting someone get that close to me.

As for the credit card in my female name, the account is in my male
name, and I have a credit card that sits in my wallet for buying car
bits and power tools. From the same account I applied for a card in my
female name and that sits in my purse for buying lipstick and shoes.
Cliche much? Yeah of course, but what's the point in having one cliche
when you can have two :D

My name could be changed right away by deed poll, but I prefer to wait
until I'm right at the end of the transition process before everything
goes over to female. I was pulled over by the police recently whilst
'en femme' and I produced my licence and insurance in my male name and
the policeman didn't know where to put himself when I again confirmed
I was the owner and keeper of the vehicle. I used the eye contact and
smile and he just told me to take it steady (I was speeding!) and
departed with a 'have a good day erm.................... Miss!' Great
fun :D

Finally, King Damager is not Lucy. So there.

L xx

So from that we can establish that King Damager DEFINITELY is Lucy... lol.

hen I was 15, I lost my virginity to my 13 year old girlfriend at the
time.

That\\\'s not the worst part - the act itself was in my cousin\\\'s
bed whilst her and her parents (my aunt and uncle) were downstairs.
Also, the girlfriend ended up pregnant and had to have an abortion.

To this day, nobody else knows about it.

y girlfriend sent messages to another guy telling him that she wishes
she could be with him, etc.

He isn\'t from the same country as us.

I DID confront her on this because I\'m a sneaky ******* and I could
tell she was being weird so did some investigating.

This was a few weeks ago. She has since then sent him another message
saying that she only said it because we (me and her)were arguing.

Truth is, it is still getting to me.
 

I set alight to my Mums boyfriends house when I was about 6, I was playing with matches & one thing led to another. I had some serious issues with fire & used to space out if I stared at a naked flame to long, When I come out of it people were shouting at me for burning some building or field or house. My Mum used to leave me with my Nan, Auntie or Baby sitter & tell them to watch me the whole time & I mean watch him.

Nobody was ever hurt or killed though. :-)
 
Guys, I post all I can, it doesn't matter where I go, if theres no messages in my inbox then I can't post anything.

Also I have a life outside of these forums so give me a break.




So a few years ago I was having sex with my long term girlfriend and when we finished the deed we notice there was a whole lot of blood mixed in with all sorts of other fluids on the bed, we were both like WTF!?! she checked herself out and she found out she was fine, it was then that I checked out my manhood only to discover i had snapped my banjo skin and it had been bleeding away the entire time (I notice a sharp piercing pain during sex but thought nothing of it).

Now being a very shy fellow I had no idea what to do, do I go to the doctor or just leave it? As it happened I went to the doctor because sex afterwards for a few days was quiet painful, so I get to the doctor to see my appointment was with a female doctor (result, I don't think I could have gone in if it was a male doctor), so I sit there and she says "What can we do for you today?" I can feel my face going bright red and I I freeze, I don't know how to tell her.......I swear a minute of silence goes by before I get the balls to tell her what happened, so I'm sitting there bright as a beetroot after explaining what happened and she says "ok take a seat over there" (pointing to the examination table) so I get there and sit down on it and she turns round to me and says "Sadly I don't have x-ray vision, you're going to have to take off your trousers and pants", god I felt so stupid at this point, and all that was going through my mind was please don't get an erection as they would be so bad, she dons her rubber gloves after I have stripped down to nothing and proceeds to examine the damage, all the time I was praying that it wouldn't get hard and was trying to think of all manner of non sexual things to stop it happening, but sadly it wasn't enough and I managed to stand to full attention (causing much pain) whilst she was examining me, I couldn't believe it, but she carried on like a true professional (no not that kind), although it did cross my mind (I was 25 at the time and a life time of porn had said she might) if she would, as she was quite a pretty MILF doctor and I certainly would have despite the discomfort it would have caused.

So after the examination ( I was still nursing a rock solid hard on) she tells me it's nothing to severe and it wont cause any long term problems and will heal itself over time, the time it took to put my clothes back on felt like an eternity and I had to pull my pants over my still erect penis showing a full on trouser tent to her and somehow wedging it downwards in my pants (luckily they were tight fitting ones so it held it in place pretty well) but on my way out there was to be a final twist to the tale and one the words will haunt me forever, as I turned back to her on my way out I said "Thank you for everything!", what the hell was I thinking!!!! a simple bye would have sufficed, but I had to "Thanks for everything".

Gladly I moved areas shortly after this and got a new doctor.

My girlfriend and I are trying to have a baby but she has polycystic ovarian syndrome, which means her menstrual cycle and ovulation is irregular. It's likely she will have to take hormones to stimulate ovulation but this comes with a number of side effects. So... I had to get my swimmers checked out first.



94% of them are abnormal :(

I went to bed as normal last night wasn't drunk on drugs anything like that. I had a dream I was in a club with my buddies then went to take a leak in the bathroom (The dream felt very real). I then woke up right after that point in the dream and I had wet the bed. No joke. How goddamned ridiculous is that? 24 year old man has dream about taking leak and then actually leaks in his bed. I couldn't believe it when I woke up and I could only laugh about it then went to take a shower.

I regularly have sex at work with a certain colleague in the toilet. It's very exciting and hard trying to keep her quiet.
 
I've had a bit of a sordid past with women, generally not using protection and often on holiday romances or random women at conferences. Lots of women find me really attractive apparently, and have slept with friends and also with girls who have been engaged and/or married (I didn't know about all of them, but I admit to knowing some of them). I've been with some very unattractive women and some rather large women, just for the sake of it. I have also spent weeks seeing numerous women at the same time. I have an unquenchable appetite and like being risky and doing things that are a little "out there" too.

Happily engaged now, and have a baby boy, but there's still parts of me that wants to go back to that life - but I was so miserable being single and having no companionship, but was just having lots of sex yet I'm happy and settled, but somehow still yearn for my less happy old life. I won't be unfaithful and intend to keep this life which I am extremely grateful for and happy - however I just wanted to get this off my chest.

The best sex I've had was with my gf in the room next to us... :/

I have 3 penis's

By pretending I was reviewing existing videos and sitting the camera on the floor next to me, I was able to record about 15 minutes of footage of my sister-in-law's feet which I'd admired for a very long time.Two years later I've still got the videos on a password protected USB stick.
 

I have been with my current girlfriend just over 2 years but 6 months into this relationship i started cheating with her best friend and i did this for a year before i stopped, I now seem to be finding myself flirting with another of her best friends and trying to get into her pants too. I feel bad for it but i love the danger.

My parents go to swingers clubs. I wish I did not know this.

n average I last less than 30 seconds in the sack. It rlly gets me
down.
 
Kind of a story confession, but one that was a massive part of my life and have wanted to post before, but not under my username..







Couple years back me and my Dad lived in a horrid area with grade A chav's, ****** and tax spongers all around. We'd lived there for a 8+ years and I was fairly well known to the locals (after previous minor altercations) and wouldnt really get too much hassle.




However, as life does, it went to **** and my Dad ended up in the local paper for some **** in which the locals didnt like. The paper span the story as they do and it resulted it a pretty rough time for our family and made it pretty tough for everyone. But, I stuck by him through him losing his job, sister moving to a different country, mother divorcing (for separate reasons) a year before, and plenty of other ****.




But, that first night of the paper printing it (we didn't know) I was out round my gf's and returned home in the morning to find my work car had been smashed up. Didn't really think to much into it at the time as it looked like a standard robbery. Reported to the Police, had company come out and fix the car (windows + lock).




Next evening, again, I was out around the gf's as we still didn't know anything about it being in the paper. Dad was at home alone with the dog. That evening there were loads of people from the area outside the house throwing stuff at the house, cars etc and eventually put a brick through the front window before they all dispersed.




I returned early in the morning to find it all and Dad in a fairly shook up state. He'd called the police at the time, but they didn't come out till 10am. Boarded up the window and left basically. They informed us that our address would be on high alert and any calls would be responded to instantly for the next 48hrs.




At this point my mother had got in touch after someone mentioned to her about the paper and we finally put 2 and 2 together.




Figuring it would get worse, I Set up Cameras and moved what was left of my work car and dads car to a different location. Luckily, I had my pride and joy car with me both nights so far so it was untouched.




In the middle of the day, we let the dog outside to do his business, and the neighbour next door leaned over the fence and threw a glass bottle at him. Narrowly missing him. I saw who it was, words were exchanged, and he threatened to stab me whilst holding a large kitchen knife.




I again phoned the police, 1 chap on a bike came round about an hour later, had a look at the broken glass, said there wasn't much he could do as it would only result in it being my word against his and left.




That evening, I had the cameras set up recording to laptops which were streaming straight to my iphone so I had it constantly on me so I could always see what was going on.




At about 6ish I noticed a lot of small groups of people walking slowly past the house and staring looking up and down. Few hours rolled by and we could hear they were all in the back gardens of houses next door either side all drinking and shouting.




At this point I know that they were not aware I was in, and thought it was only my dad again.




Dad went for a shower.




"That ****'s in the shower, go now" loudly heard from the gardens.




At that point the front of the house looked like a wasps nest of people. Male, Female, Dogs, aged anywhere in-between 13-60. Everyone and their mother was out to have a go.




Started with eggs and small stones being thrown at the front. No big issue, But called the police anyway.




Then, the stones start getting larger, they start getting more confident.




Rocks start smashing the house and windows, now from all directions, front and back of the house. There in the back garden too after jumping the walls.




I'm upstairs with Dad at the safest point fingers going a dozen controlling the motorized webcams getting great images of all of them.




Windows front and back being smashed in with bricks and eggs going left right and center. Then a couple of them come and start kicking in the front door.




I call the police again. "There are people kicking our f'ing door in, I'm in fear for mine and my family's life." And what does the operator say??




"Well, it doesn't sound like it from here"




I went bat**** mental. Took the phone downstairs and held it to the door that on the other side, was being kicked in. Shouted at him and hung up the phone.




At this point, I was seeing red, and where you literally feel like your house is about to be set alight and your trapped at all angles I decided it was about time I took it into my own hands and went out with a baseball bat.




I barely touched the door handle when the final kick flew it clear open. To the 2 people stood kicking it's surprise, I was home. Something that they didn't know.




I planted what can only be described as the best haymaker of my life of the first one and he went straight down which in sequence took the other one off balance and a stab with the bat knocked him over too.




I heard shouts from my right as everyone else realised the door was open, and I was stood there.




What to this day I still remember perfectly like a scene from The Matrix when all the robots first brake through the ceiling into zion; they ran and flooded through my front gate.




I'm pretty sure I just closed my eyes and started swinging the bat. Couple of them went down, punches were thrown. I just remember all I was thinking was I must protect my Dad and the house behind me. I was literally blocking people from getting to them with the bat, me and anything else at disposal.




At the same time I took an almighty wack to my ribs with a metal bar and fell to the floor (later to find braking 2 of my ribs) I finally see blue flashing lights and hear sirens entering the road.




Dad dragged me up and back into the house.




They all quickly huddled together and told the cops that I had ran out and started attacking them so they retaliated.




The cops walked straight into the house and cuffed, and bloody and battered, me.




To which point, I pointed out I had a recording of it all.




I went and brought the laptop and rewound, played and proved everything that had just happened.




In fairness to the police that attended, they dealt with defusing the situation fairly well.




We all decided that we couldn't stay in the house any longer, but at the same time, even if they arrested the main offenders, others would continue to retaliate. The only option was to make it look like their plan of saying it was us, worked. So the cops put me again in cuffs but not under arrest and put me in the back of a van with dad and the dog in another and took us away from the house with some bags of our stuff.




Luckily, I was previously quite aware of the angle I left the recoding camera at, and at no point on the recoding can you actually see me, only them.




Despite a lot of them being bloody and bruised aswell, The main copper said to me, "look, as long as you don't tell me that you went out their throwing punches, then I see it as self defence and I wont look into it any further."




We went and made statements and gave them numerous copies of the DVD.




For the next 3 weeks me and Dad stayed at my other sisters house and went back to ours at about 4 am every day and crept around like mice packing the house up.




The day came where we had to get everything out and we recruited a few friends to help out. When we pulled the van up at the front a lot of them came out and started shouting etc. One of our (big) mates thought very quickly on his feet and told them he was an undercover cop. They all backed off from violence but stood no less then a couple feet away from the van and us guarding it throughout the day.




We eventually got everything out and dad and mates left with the van.. I had my car parked a couple streets away and slipped off to leave. However, typically, I forgot my keys. Throughout the day I'd been in a fair bit of pain with my stomach and was quite week on strength, but Id put it down to my ribs still healing. I had to sneak back to the house and got my keys but on the way out someone spotted me.

I ran my arse off and took a few back alleys with these guys chasing behind me, I was in no state to defend myself.

I just managed to lose them by diving into someone's garden behind a fence, meters away from my car. They ran straight past and luckily didn't twig it was my car. I waited in agony for a few minutes before jumping in the car when I felt like my stomach exploded. I managed to drive down the road whilst phoning Dad and they came back and got me to end up rushing me to hospital.




Appendix had exploded.




Dr's rushed me straight into theatre to remove it and said another 10minutes and It would have killed me.




6 Months later. The police never contacted us again. And, as far as I was aware had done nothing about everything that happened.




So, the confession part?




I went back and set every car I knew was there's a light. 6 In total.




That was good enough for me.
 
The problem with being accused of being a paedophile, or rapist, or similar crimes is, in some people's eyes that automatically means you did it.




I'm not saying he either did or didn't, but we've all seen stories where someone has been accused and everyone's been convinced they've done it, and later evidence comes to light that proves otherwise.







Nail - Head




Wasn't sure what sort of reaction that story would get. And for reasons my own and already stated by others, I shan't go into what happened previously. But, Haggisman has nailed it.




But, thanks for the positive support :-)




It was a tough time, and with the cars, it was just putting a end point on it for me. No one in my family or friends knows about that happening tho.




It was just something I had to do.




ps. Sorry about all the spaces - doh!
 
And Mason- for being ridiculously slow with updates.

wow.

Some time ago, I met a girl that I really liked. We both had similar interests, enjoy going out with friends etc, and got on very well. We have been together since then, and are about to go on our second holiday together. We are also saving up to buy our first house together - she is a great saver and has a fairly large deposit. I love her and I am ready to start a life together with her. I didn't know this for sure two months in to our relationship and I was still enjoying our first 'moments together'. This is when I won roughly £4.5 Million on the national lottery.
Nobody knows apart from my mum and dad, I have barely spent a penny of it, and it is sitting there gathering interest. I go to my work every day, and out with my girlfriend / friends at the weekend and lead a pretty normal life for a 23 year old. My car needs replaced as it is getting on a bit, and I am honestly thinking of buying a ford focus.
I need to face up to this money, and my parents are desperate for me to tell my girlfriend and essentially 'come out' to my friends and be a lottery winner but I am petrified of what will happen and how things will change. I originally kept quiet as I didn't want to affect the start of our relationship, but I am now thinking that revealing it a year down the line would be even worse? I have considered 'faking' a lottery win for the purpose of telling everyone about the money.
I know most people will be raging and wonder how I can sit on this money and not splurge it on gadgets, houses and fast cars, but now that I have it, I am scared everything in my life will change, and not necessarily for the better.

My HDD has not come :(
Why didn't you send on monday instead of thursday?
 
I update when I can, stop hassling me. I don't think my updates are slow. Every few hours is not slow. If you have a problem get over it.

Also I can't magic up stories that aren't there.

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By willmase at 2012-06-01

The 2 e-mails at the bottom is my own personal account.
 
Mason, can you post the email about the business proposal :p :D

Not very inventive:

My name is Mr. Leung Wing Lok. Chief Financial Officer of Hang Seng Bank Ltd i have a business proposal worth $19,500,000.00 if interested, reply for more details

In replying send your Full Name, country, Age. to my email listed below
[email protected]

Regards
Mr. Leung Wing Lok. ‏
 
When I was younger I had a serious crush on my brother's wife. They were on holiday and I was going over to their house to water the plants, feed the fish, etc. While I was there I couldn't resist the urge to go and check out her underwear drawer. It was pretty good and I considered taking some home for "review" later that evening. It felt too weird so I decided against it. I did have a nose around though, and in the closet I spied their video camera. "hmmm" I thought to myself...

I went and plugged the video camera into the TV to have a look and, sure enough, lots of amazing footage of the bros missus doing naughty things! There was some other stuff that I've managed to wipe from my mind and would rather not dwell on.....I'm sure you can understand. I found a blank VHS tape and made copies of all the good stuff. I had the tape for a long time and it was pretty much worn out as you can imagine. I finally destroyed it on the day I left home as I didn't want it turning up somewhere in the move.

They got divorced a long time ago by the way. Even so.....sorry Bro!

One time while playing pool i felt a rather ominous rumble in my stomach accompanied by a growl that would make a Lion **** itself in terror. So i high tailed it to the crapper and stood for a few seconds looking at it, eventually i thought **** that im not sitting on that thing, so i squatted over it and unleashed a dump that would have put the Hiroshima bomb to shame, the odd thing was though i didn't hear any impact on the water. So after looking around i was horrified to see about 9 inches of turd standing proudly on end on the seat of the toilet accompanied by a stink that would floor a gross of skunks. Panic stations ensued as i was sure i would be spotted coming out of the bog, after wiping my ass and washing my hands my ears went into RADAR mode actively searching for people as i slithered out of the bog and back into the pool room where i snagged my cue and headed home. My brother arrived home from the pool hall later that night stating that some dirty **** had taken a dump on the toilet seat and the guy who was looking after the hall that night paid someone that was the most sickening asskisser you'd ever meet a tenner to clean it up. A win for getting away with it and another win for getting that annoying little git to clean it up.
 
I used to work with an attractive but rather annoying, self-obsessed girl. I was doing overtime one Saturday and no one else had come in. I noticed she'd left her plastic water bottle on her desk. I made a manly deposit in it but ensured there was no obvious evidence. The next Monday she took a swig from her bottle, now filled with water, and said it tasted funny and it smelled. I commented that plastic bottles tend to tend to pick up smells over time without an ounce of guilt. When alone in an office On another occasion I made a similar deposit in a pair of girl's shoes after sniffing them.
 
Im a married man but Im a dirty bugger, I have tried to be good but on occasions failed and shagged a milf, 16 year old schoolgirl and a nu

i was a virgin who'd never had a gf when i first started seeing my wife but i didnt tell her, i pretended that id had a previous gf because it was a bit embarrassing to have been single all my life at that age. one of those annoying little white lies you tell that snowballs and then it gets too late to retract it.
we've now been married for a few years but i still havent told her as it would mean confessing that id lied to her back then.
deep down it would be nice to let her know she was my first but if she found out it was a lie maybe she would worry about what other lies i may have told, it wasnt a one off lie in the early days she asked some questions about my ex so i made up a story about how long we'd been together, what sexual experiences we'd had etcetera.

Im the one who fancies my aunty.

Oh I know a murderer.

hen I was younger. Maybe 14 or 15 I stole a printer. A HP colour
Deskjet. I waited till the computer room was empty, and slotted it
straight into my bag, Cables and all. Took about 30 seconds. In and
out no trouble, no witnesses.

When I got the printer home, I started to worry. Never took it out my
bag, put it straight in the closet. If my mum and dad saw it, they
would ask questions.

As the night went on, I got more and more worried\\paranoid.

I ended up going into the back yard and

It's cut off in the e-mail please send the rest :)
 
I am in my mid twenties and still cuddle my teddy bear at night.



One night around 4 years ago I was having a posh **** and threw the condom on the floor. I woke up and the dog had licked the mess out of it.




I am an extremely lonely person.




I am paranoid about my body as when I grew and also got fat I have loads of those horrible purple lines.
 










hard to say.. i am obsessed with pornography involving animals... its the thought of the women involved degrading themselves so much it just really does it for me.. i can't stop watching it...



also reading confessions of people having affairs and also relationships with distant cousins also turns me on :O

Well where do i start,



i was once a normal bloke monday to friday 9-5 stuff until i got made redundant about 8 years ago



now the circle of friends i ran in where rather into using stimulants of various sorts to liven up their weekend



my mates knew i had a few quid from my settlement and asked if i could buy an ounce of white upfront to split over the next couple of weekends. and that started me down a nasty path.



i started off buying an ounce and splitting it amongst my close friends and making a few quid in the process. eventually i started selling to other people friends of friends, their workmates etc etc I enjoyed the power it gave me and the money was slowly starting to increase.



after a couple of years i was buying a half click a week and making a good few thousand pounds a week in profit. I walked away from it all and decided enough was enough. I had made enough money and hung up my scales for good. 2 years ago i was approached by one of the guys i supplied when i first started to see if i wanted to fund a crop of plants for him to grow, So i put the money up on the basis that i would take 50% of the profit and he would do most of the work. I'm was involved in this right up until just before xmas.



The problem I have is although I have plenty money tucked away my life feels empty and I feel that i'm missing the "buzz" of being involved in something risque.
 
AN URGENT REPLY AND CALL NEEDED

Dear Friend,
Good day to you, I know that my message will come to you as a surprise, but never mind, I am Mr Dubeam Solion. the credit officer in BOA Bank of Africa here in my country Burkina-Faso west Africa, In my department here in the bank I discover an abandon sum of $12.5Million United State Dollars, that belong to one of our biggest customer here in this bank, who died years ago in a plane crash with his family, I contacted you so that you will help me see that the total sum of $12.5Million will be transfer into your account in your country.

And after the successful transfer i will come over to your country to meet you, and we shall share 50% for you while 50% will be for me, if you agree to help me, I will like you to inform and get back to me.

You should call me as soon as you reply my mail so that I can check my mailing box and tell you the next step about this transaction.

Thanks and have a nice day.
Mr Dubeam Solion.
tel: +226 78708420
 
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