***Anonymous Confessions Thread v4***

Today I went into Overclockers hoping to catch a glimpse of 5UB but he was busy somewhere upstairs (probably hiding from stalking customers).

Am I doing this right? :D
 
oulton said:
I almost got caught fapping off in the jacuzzi at the health spa I worked at.

Just saying :D
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well of course you wouldnt have been caught seeing as no one can see the action underneath the water, what with all the bubbles.

if on the other hand, you were at your desk or something. that would have been another story.

just saying ;)
 
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I used to steal money from my Saturday/ Weekend job (approx 20 yrs ago). We had really old fashioned tills which were only used to key in the price charged, put the amount given by the client and show to total change due. If a customer paid with a £10 and the total to pay was less than £10 I would key in £20 into the till, give the client the correct amount of change and take another £10 and stuff it into my sock or up my sleeve. On my break, I would empty my sock/ sleeve into my work locker, and carry on in the afternoon. There were some nights when I would walk out with £150+. The tills always balanced at the end of the night and I never got caught.
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The tills would never be balanced doing this. You had some dumb employers!

Are you sure you wasn't putting £10 in every time?

EDIT: Haha, just realised the thief can not reply without identifying him/herself :D
 
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I've had a bit of a "thing" going on with my best friend's wife for about 18 months now. (They live in Spain). It started off as chatting over Whatsapp, then turned to a bit of harmless flirting.

Moving forward it's turned into full on webcam sessions along with making plans to meet up when she's in the UK. Whats worse is that I can't seem to stop myself, and I know that it would utterly crush my girlfriend if she found out, along with losing my best friend. I'm not sure if I would go through with it though.

inb4 "you're a bad person" etc.
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I've had a bit of a "thing" going on with my best friend's wife for about 18 months now. (They live in Spain). It started off as chatting over Whatsapp, then turned to a bit of harmless flirting.

Moving forward it's turned into full on webcam sessions along with making plans to meet up when she's in the UK. Whats worse is that I can't seem to stop myself, and I know that it would utterly crush my girlfriend if she found out, along with losing my best friend. I'm not sure if I would go through with it though.

inb4 "you're a bad person" etc.
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Wait until there are kids involved for maximum damage, then you'll get the approval from the fellow OcUK **** brigade.
 
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