***Anonymous Confessions Thread v4***

Fair point but the last confession was at 10:30 last night nothing since and even burnsy said he fear the thread was just full of troll's and he is one of the op's so it seems to be going in the wrong direction compared to the previous versions of this thread
 
The recent good weather has reminded me of something that occurred when I was leaving primary school.
Our class were playing in the sun at lunch or break time, lying on freshly cut grass, warm weather, great day, that sort of thing, laughing and joking, as we had done our exams and were almost ready to leave the school.
One boy lying beside me was laughing lots, big belly laughs, as we lay on the grass heads up to the sky.
His laughing irritated me somehow, not in loudness or his delight, but in its duration.
So as the next joke was told, and the bout of closed eyed laughter ensued, I dropped form a couple of inches above his mouth, a small piece of grass that had been rolled up into a ball, no larger than a small pebble.
This dropped to the back of his throat, and a coughing fit ensued, he was very distressed, and very upset.
I felt absolutely no empathy with him as his laughing had annoyed me, and better still he had not realised it was me who has caused him to choke.
He was eventually okay, but didn't laugh again that break/lunchtime.

I am usually much nicer than this.
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Before I met my now ex fiancé, I lived in a student house with 3 other people (3 guys 1 girl). We were all good friends but me and the girl started getting close, a bit too close, even though she had a boyfriend of 4 years... Anyway as soon as we all moved in together she starts wanting to spend more and more time watching tv and films with me in my room, which I agree to at the start, but then it becomes really apparent that she really fancies me.

Now, I knew she had a boyfriend and I didn’t want to be a **** about it, but the more she “offered”, the harder it was to refuse. I never did sleep with her as I did stop myself, but I can safely say she cheated on her boyfriend. The disturbing this is she is still with him, so it makes me wonder that if she’s that impressionable with other guys, how many times has she gone the whole hog with how many different guys?!

Still tempted to tell him...

On a completely different note, one of my housemates girlfriends was an interfering cow and managed to poison my gf against me, breaking us up (spreading lies basically). What she still doesn’t know to this day is that her now fiancé has took a mutual female friend home a few times after she got drunk (he doesn't drink and shes got a boyfriend) and undressed her, cracked one out in her room and then come home. Still waiting for the right time to get my revenge on that utter *****
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A few years ago I shared a small 2 bed flat with a fat chick who had a selfish habit of spending up to 2 hours in the bath giving me nowhere to relieve myself. One day I had enough of "holding on" and so began my habit of urinating in the kitchen sink.
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One I went on holiday with the family (was about 12) and we took Pizza Hut. Now we didn't each much Pizza Hut, as the rest of the family doesn't particularly like it.

That night was a bad night for me. From what I remember (been a few years) I ended up sleep walking and pooing in my pants. It was quite runny poo, so obviously, some of it (to be read: nearly all) ended up on the floor. When I was done (remember, sleep walking) I just went in my bed, so even some of the bed linen had poo all over it.

Thankfully, it was our last night there.
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