*** Anonymous Confessions Thread v6 ***

scotty365 said:
About 25 years ago I used to smoke hash (cannabis resin) and often carried a little blim with me while out and about. Anyway, this one day I was at a gig in Reading and things were getting a bit out of hand, people were fighting and some people trying to steal the optics from behind the bar so the police were called and everyone had to exit the building. As we all left I realised there was a chance of getting a stop and seach by the police so I put the hash in my mouth, about a henry in weight so it was sizable.
Suddenly a police van pulled along side us and I started chomping on the lump of resin and swallowing it - thank god I did it because sure enough I got searched..... as the copper went through my pockets and questioned me I had this thought that he could smell the resin on my breath but that thought didn't get chance to take hold of my utterly stoned brain, because, as I was talking a small piece of resin shot out of my mouth and stuck straight onto the coppers cheek...... I know he felt it but he didn't react to it and it just stuck there on his cheek... he just carried on questioning me and I was consumed half in terror of getting locked up and half wanting to **** myself laughing at the madness of the situation, my stoned brain just kept zoning in on the little chunk stuck there.... eventually we all got on our way so all ended well in the end.
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Pmsl! :D

Nothing worse than having to chomp on a piece of rocky and end up smashed out your face about an hour later. Its like eating a tree with a hint of tea! :D

Got the t-shirt mate! :p
 
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