Another *Revenge* Thread

[DJMK4]

Steal his car whilst he's busy.

Take the car to a specialist garage to get the horn modified.

Change the horn sound to play "YMCA" whenever he presses it.

Return the car to his space and wait...

BEST REVENGE EVER

 

[neodude]

Get under the front of his car and cable tie a couple of fish to his exhaust downpipe.

 

[ScarySquirrel]

Stab him in the neck with a kitchen knife.

 

[LOAM]

chain his back axle to a ground anchor so when he drives off it pulls his back wheels off then tar and feather him when he gets out to look at "WTF just happened"

 

[BoomAM]

You don't need to worry about breaking his car, he won't be able to distinguish between what you've done and genuine Alfa breakage.

lol..

 

[dustiestrat]

Stab him in the neck with a kitchen knife.

reminds me of yahtzee's zero punctuation reveiw of manhunt.

 

[sist_si]

What about a sign on the back of his car (somewhere he wouldn't instantly notice) that people behind him can read on the way home.

I dunno, something along the lines of:
"KEEP YOUR DISTANCE!
I am a bit of a ****"

or whatever you can think of...

 

[Ewanb75]

Get some engine oil, and spill a few bits under his car so he notices.. done this to a guy before its funny

 

[syke]

Bring someone in to stop the horn from working?

Fill his car with foam?

Move his car..somehow from where it is, so he thinks hes lost it/been stolen?

Make it so his air bag comes out when he presses the horn .

 

[Stelly]

Fog horn him at his desk

Great idea!

Stelly

 

[p4radox]

cable tie a condom to the exhaust of his car

I like this one.

 

[mcwildcard]

Pump some fish paste onto his engine via a vent or something.
No damage, but his car will reek of fish.

 

[syke]

The Office style:

Get something he uses a lot, and make a jelly with it inside.

 

[melbourne720]

Nope, Lenton. Its the main call center/repair center

I drive near/past your office.

Whatever you do, make sure it is either loud or makes lots of smoke, then I'll spot it out of the window

 

[Morba]

Alpha Romao

and you are sure he does this everyday? lol

 

[neodude]

Unscrew his back number plate and put it back on upside down. If it is glued on use some black tape to change one of the letters. L's into E's is fairly easy.

 

[gumbald]

Stick porn on his passenger side if he goes to his car without seeing that side of it.

 

[dustiestrat]

does he have his own phone in the office ? if so stick jam on the earpiece so when he answers he gets a sticky ear.

 

[Stinky]

oooooooooo do the fish to the downpipe one

 

[.Kencs]

i was thinking of frozen shaving foam, cut in half, in his draw, but he has important paper work in there lol