Any Real life keyboard warriors on here

[AthlonTom]

I was a victim of a KB warrior

He shot with one of them new theoben 177's

That really hurt!!! As retaliation I wound the windings massively hugelyy out on the scope when he wasn't looking and then took the **** for 2 hours when he was hitting bugger all.

The only KB warrior thing I've done was cracking an intruder across his neck when I found him in the house I was living in. I was pretty messed up and stuff at the time, turned out later it was a local dealer, so we moved that afternoon. Can't really think of anything else.

 

[trojan698]

no such thing as a victimless crime

I stole a pen from school once, who's the victim? Eh? Thought as much.

@Raikiri, sure everyone's done things they regret when they were younger but spitting in teachers faces, stabbing them with compasses, giving them nervous breakdowns, vandalising graveyards and poisoning people is ****ing extreme and twisted.

No wonder there's a shortage of high school teachers!

 

[AthlonTom]

no such thing as a victimless crime

Parking Tickets, and possibly High Class Prostitutes

 

[Deep]

I stole a pen from school once, who's the victim? Eh? Thought as much.

the victim of that crime is the person you stole a pen off. and i raise you a

 

[trojan698]

I stole it from the school. The teacher gave me it from his stash.

 

[Raikiri]

@Raikiri, sure everyone's done things they regret when they were younger but spitting in teachers faces, stabbing them with compasses, giving them nervous breakdowns, vandalising graveyards and poisoning people is ****ing extreme and twisted.

Bah, I done none of those things. The teachers that had breakdowns were all mental to begin with!

 

[Deleted member 58846]

I can't remember anything bad I have done when I was little to now, from what my memories serve me I was a guddy 2 shoes at school

 

[Rich1988]

I broke some girls spine

and obviously other mischivous stuff mainly to do with explosives which i still partake in such as blowing up pidgeon corpses in the road cars liked that

 

[TheCrow]

Went to a cementry and smashed some little animal statues on ppls graves

WTF!!??? Thats srewed up, you may have been young but i hope you got your head kicked in for that! If not you still deserve it now!

 

[4p]

Our school was an absolute shed.

One floor piece of **** n we had these cabins round the back for lessons

Within a month or so a massive year 10/11 riot started and we destroyed all the walls inside these cabins.

Snowballed a russian maths teacher on the sweed.

Terrorised the science teacher - she took leave for 3 months.

Did happy slaps for WEEKS - recorded it all on my phone


GOOD TIMES

 

[Bes]

Our school was an absolute shed.

One floor piece of poop n we had these cabins round the back for lessons

Within a month or so a massive year 10/11 riot started and we destroyed all the walls inside these cabins.

Snowballed a russian maths teacher on the sweed.

Terrorised the science teacher - she took leave for 3 months.

Did happy slaps for WEEKS - recorded it all on my phone


GOOD TIMES

Yeah sounds like you had a right blast.

 

[Raikiri]

WTF!!??? Thats srewed up, you may have been young but i hope you got your head kicked in for that! If not you still deserve it now!

Someone above just said he broke someones spine and you're ****ed about some little stone animals. I'll never get that

 

[Chronos-X]

Someone above just said he broke someones spine and you're ****ed about some little stone animals. I'll never get that

He feels the need to be seen to be angry - ignore him.

 

[TheCrow]

Someone above just said he broke someones spine and you're ****ed about some little stone animals. I'll never get that

Ye im sure he set out do brake there back - i doubt it, it would have been a mistake.

You porpously went out to ruin peoples memorys and love of the ones they lost. Seriously you have no respect! Total scum!

 

[Anewbe4u]

Indeed, the things described in the OP and some subsequent ones aren't keyboard warrior material. It's just people being utter ********* for no apparent reason.

It's nothing to be proud of either.

I agree and its something I feel very very bad about.

 

[vincent1989]

Ye im sure he set out do brake there back - i doubt it, it would have been a mistake.

You porpously went out to ruin peoples memorys and love of the ones they lost. Seriously you have no respect! Total scum!

meh, i'd be more ****** of if my back had been broken than a few inanimate objects, jez, get everything in proportion ffs, she may have been paralysed for the rest of her life, but you dont care;
OH NO'S. PROTECT THE STATUES!!!!111!!11one!!

p.s. break /= brake

 

[Raikiri]

You porpously went out to ruin peoples memorys and love of the ones they lost. Seriously you have no respect! Total scum!

Wow, I must have amnesia because I don't remember doing that

 

[Rich1988]

Yea I would like to add I didnt intend to break her spine (she was my girlfriend at the time) it just kinda.. broke whilst we were messing about

 

[vincent1989]

Yea I would like to add I didnt intend to break her spine (she was my girlfriend at the time) it just kinda.. broke whilst we were messing about

but of rough and tumble in bed

 

[Calexico]

In the last year of primary school (11 years old?) my friends and I were playing Hand Cricket. I got rather ****** off with the Batter, who was exploiting the wall to get extra runs, and pushed him into the fence. He managed to split his lip on a loose bit of wire and had to go to hospital for stitches.

It just so happened to be sports day, I took his place in the relay race and, running the last leg, won the race!

In College doing Computer Engineenering, I handed in a project with a Program that wouldn't compile and managed to get away with it. Soon after Dark Age of Camealot was released and I failed to complete the second year .