Any Real life keyboard warriors on here

I was a victim of a KB warrior

He shot with one of them new theoben 177's

That really hurt!!! As retaliation I wound the windings massively hugelyy out on the scope when he wasn't looking and then took the **** for 2 hours when he was hitting bugger all.

The only KB warrior thing I've done was cracking an intruder across his neck when I found him in the house I was living in. I was pretty messed up and stuff at the time, turned out later it was a local dealer, so we moved that afternoon. Can't really think of anything else.
 
the_one_deep86 said:
no such thing as a victimless crime
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I stole a pen from school once, who's the victim? Eh? Thought as much. :p

@Raikiri, sure everyone's done things they regret when they were younger but spitting in teachers faces, stabbing them with compasses, giving them nervous breakdowns, vandalising graveyards and poisoning people is ****ing extreme and twisted.

No wonder there's a shortage of high school teachers!
 
trojan698 said:
@Raikiri, sure everyone's done things they regret when they were younger but spitting in teachers faces, stabbing them with compasses, giving them nervous breakdowns, vandalising graveyards and poisoning people is ****ing extreme and twisted.
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Bah, I done none of those things. The teachers that had breakdowns were all mental to begin with!
 
I can't remember anything bad I have done when I was little to now, from what my memories serve me I was a guddy 2 shoes at school :rolleyes:
 
I broke some girls spine :p

and obviously other mischivous stuff mainly to do with explosives which i still partake in such as blowing up pidgeon corpses in the road :P cars liked that :p
 
Our school was an absolute shed.

One floor piece of **** n we had these cabins round the back for lessons

Within a month or so a massive year 10/11 riot started and we destroyed all the walls inside these cabins.

Snowballed a russian maths teacher on the sweed.

Terrorised the science teacher - she took leave for 3 months.

Did happy slaps for WEEKS - recorded it all on my phone


GOOD TIMES
 
Thorpy said:
Our school was an absolute shed.

One floor piece of poop n we had these cabins round the back for lessons

Within a month or so a massive year 10/11 riot started and we destroyed all the walls inside these cabins.

Snowballed a russian maths teacher on the sweed.

Terrorised the science teacher - she took leave for 3 months.

Did happy slaps for WEEKS - recorded it all on my phone


GOOD TIMES
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Yeah sounds like you had a right blast.
 
TheCrow said:
WTF!!??? Thats srewed up, you may have been young but i hope you got your head kicked in for that! If not you still deserve it now! :mad: :mad: :mad:
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Someone above just said he broke someones spine and you're ****ed about some little stone animals. I'll never get that :confused:
 
Raikiri said:
Someone above just said he broke someones spine and you're ****ed about some little stone animals. I'll never get that :confused:
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Ye im sure he set out do brake there back - i doubt it, it would have been a mistake.

You porpously went out to ruin peoples memorys and love of the ones they lost. Seriously you have no respect! Total scum! :mad:
 
Jono said:
Indeed, the things described in the OP and some subsequent ones aren't keyboard warrior material. It's just people being utter ********* for no apparent reason.

It's nothing to be proud of either.
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I agree and its something I feel very very bad about.
 
TheCrow said:
Ye im sure he set out do brake there back - i doubt it, it would have been a mistake.

You porpously went out to ruin peoples memorys and love of the ones they lost. Seriously you have no respect! Total scum! :mad:
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meh, i'd be more ****** of if my back had been broken than a few inanimate objects, jez, get everything in proportion ffs, she may have been paralysed for the rest of her life, but you dont care;
OH NO'S. PROTECT THE STATUES!!!!111!!11one!!

p.s. break /= brake
 
In the last year of primary school (11 years old?) my friends and I were playing Hand Cricket. I got rather ****** off with the Batter, who was exploiting the wall to get extra runs, and pushed him into the fence. He managed to split his lip on a loose bit of wire and had to go to hospital for stitches.

It just so happened to be sports day, I took his place in the relay race and, running the last leg, won the race!

In College doing Computer Engineenering, I handed in a project with a Program that wouldn't compile and managed to get away with it. :cool: Soon after Dark Age of Camealot was released and I failed to complete the second year :D.
 
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