Any Real life keyboard warriors on here

Phate · 31 Jan 2007 at 12:57

It wasn't me it was my mate but he went to the toilets and 5 minutes later there was a bomb scare, causing everyone to be evacuated and sent home.

Padlocked my mates bag to the fire exit door, and nobody would own up to whos key it was and so the owner of the bag just went upto it and ripped the bag off the door, causing the fire alarm to be raised

Stuck teachers trainers to the ceiling

Booted a chair in German out of frustration

Gave my French teacher a nervous break down

Gave my 2nd French teacher a nervous breakdown

Stuffed a pack of sausages up the exhaust pipe of a teachers car, and he had trouble starting it, when it eventually started the sausages kind of exploded from pressure (was a really tight fit) and sprayed from the exhaust all over the headmaster that was walking past.

Year 10 VS Year 9 fight. (I was in year 10) - We showed em

Last one for now, the teacher threw the whiteboard rubber (which was actually a wooden one that was quite heavy) at me and narrowly missed my head, so I threw it back, it hit the whiteboard and the whiteboard came down causing a REALLY loud crash and the teacher got blamed for initially throwing it at me

Ok one more....

On the hand railings one of them had one end open, so we brought in the biggest firework rocket we could fit in it and lit it and ran.

My god it was loud

R0B75 · 31 Jan 2007 at 12:57

bakes0310 said:
same as me mate how old are you

I left @ 13 to move to Derby when you were 3, according to your profile. Still miss it actually and drive past it everytime I go back down that way.

geeza · 31 Jan 2007 at 13:01

in a science lab i threw a jar of water in my mates face and told him it was hydrochloric acid (we were using tat aswell at the time) he screamed and ran around for a bit then I told him it was water

Helium_Junkie · 31 Jan 2007 at 13:08

I once emptied mass amounts of foam into the air con system at school, made it snow inside! Until it all started melting and noxious gas made everyone choke. I wouldnt own up to it either.

Wait... wait.... no, that was on Neighbours.

Sp00n · 31 Jan 2007 at 13:09

Hax0red the school RM network.

Got an indian teacher fired because we couldnt understand her.

My memory is waste so i probably did a load more but i cant remember =/

Raikiri · 31 Jan 2007 at 13:15

bringerofdecay said:
that was bloody funny, didnt you have the key the whole time?

Yep.

Secondary:

I kicked the door to the IT room in when someone locked me out... this was on our normal breaking in to play quake 2 lan

Someone I know managed to break one of the windows climbing in, ripped the frame from the wall.

Someone insulted me so I chased him round the whole school until he hid in the toilets, so I kicked that door down and into his head

Had a fire extinguisher fight, ruined my tshirt :/

Locked a teacher in the supplies cupboard for about an hour.

Had about 3 media teachers which left due to 'mental' issues.

Primary:

Someone kept pushing me during football so I knocked his tooth out.

Kicked a teacher in the head.

I am much better behaved now

Saytan · 31 Jan 2007 at 13:16

iCraig said:
*emails thread to every secondary school in bridgwater*

there's only 4.

at one of them, someone once painted "BUM" on the giant backdrop for the school play

it wasnt me, but i was dragged before the head accused of doing it, all because i LOL'ed when an assembly was held describing the actions, and asking the culprit to own up

Sp00n · 31 Jan 2007 at 13:17

What school you go to raikiri... falmer? xD

Raikiri · 31 Jan 2007 at 13:21

Nope, Comart (Stanley Deason) the one which shut down. We had out best exam results ever the year I left as well :/

Although the IT door was at Varndean as later on we went there for our English and IT lessons. We were running out of teachers at Comart :rolleyes:

vincent1989 · 31 Jan 2007 at 13:27

Raikiri said:
Nope, Comart (Stanley Deason) the one which shut down. We had out best exam results ever the year I left as well :/

Although the IT door was at Varndean as later on we went there for our English and IT lessons. We were running out of teachers at Comart

yup, the faster they shipped them to use the faster we broke them

(i went to the same school as raikiri, and we go to the same college)

jas72 · 31 Jan 2007 at 15:23

bakes0310 said:
Went to a cementry and smashed some little animal statues on ppls graves

I could never since my earliest memories think that was "cool" you must have had one messed up head to do that. Drugs? Alcohol? Glue?

Please don't say boredom.

My sins are too many to mention but messing with the dead.... :eek:

vincent1989 · 31 Jan 2007 at 15:58

jas72 said:
I could never since my earliest memories think that was "cool" you must have had one messed up head to do that. Drugs? Alcohol? Glue?

Please don't say boredom.

My sins are too many to mention but messing with the dead....

in his defense it's not like the dead will be worrying about that sorta thing, they're to busy being eaten and thinking what to do with eternity

Siliconslave · 31 Jan 2007 at 16:11

bringerofdecay said:
in his defense it's not like the dead will be worrying about that sorta thing, they're to busy being eaten and thinking what to do with eternity

yes, cause the dead are the only people that frequent grave yards? how would you feel if an imediate member of your family's grave was vandelised?

badgermonkey · 31 Jan 2007 at 16:13

jas72 said:
I could never since my earliest memories think that was "cool" you must have had one messed up head to do that. Drugs? Alcohol? Glue?

Please don't say boredom.

My sins are too many to mention but messing with the dead....

He didn't exactly say he was prroud of it did he? Just as I'm not proud of what I did, it still happened

vincent1989 · 31 Jan 2007 at 16:16

Siliconslave said:
yes, cause the dead are the only people that frequent grave yards? how would you feel if an imediate member of your family's grave was vandelised?

i'm sure the necrophiliacs won't be too bothered about graveside vandalism either...

and tbh, i wouldn't be HUGELY bothered if someone had knocked a bit off my aunts/great grandads or whatevers grave, mainly because i'm not that big on funerals anyway, but it doesn't harm the deceased either

DarkShadow · 31 Jan 2007 at 16:16

toy_soldier said:
What school did you go to?

Went to a rotherham school.

When I got transferred to the one in Sheffield, I became a really decent lad

Damn them rotherham'ers. They always brought out the worse in me.

Sirrel Squirrel · 31 Jan 2007 at 16:18

bringerofdecay said:
i'm sure the necrophiliacs won't be too bothered about graveside vandalism either... and tbh, i wouldn't be HUGELY bothered if someone had knocked a bit off my aunts/great grandads or whatevers grave, mainly because i'm not that big on funerals anyway, but it doesn't harm the deceased either

it's upsetting to the family though when they find their relatives grave smashed to pieces!

Bes · 31 Jan 2007 at 16:18

bringerofdecay said:
in his defense it's not like the dead will be worrying about that sorta thing, they're to busy being eaten and thinking what to do with eternity

Oh shut up ffs.

/adds to ignore list.

Wang Computer · 31 Jan 2007 at 16:19

I never did anything at school that could remotely rival some of the misdemeanours listed in this thread. However...

When I was at university, a rather pompous (well, from my perspective!) housemate and I became embroiled in a very heated debate on various social issues which quickly descended in to a no holds barred slanging match... I was so angry I peed in his mouthwash. He never found out...

badgermonkey · 31 Jan 2007 at 16:19

Wang Computer said:
I never did anything at school that could remotely rival some of the misdemeanours listed in this thread. However...

When I was at university, a rather pompous (well, from my perspective!) housemate and I became embroiled in a very heated debate on various social issues which quickly descended in to a no holds barred slanging match... I was so angry I peed in his mouthwash. He never found out...