Anyone Been on a Train Recently?

For the record, I do not have, never have had and have no desire to have a penis.

I'm not sure what to make of this statement, given what I and others know about you so I'm just gonna leave it there.

This leaves you with three options I guess, stop posting, come clean and admit who you really are, or have your silly and creepy alter-ego revealed to all on here.

Pick wisely champ, you're not lying any more to the nice people of GD.
 
I'm not sure what to make of this statement, given what I and others know about you so I'm just gonna leave it there.

This leaves you with three options I guess, stop posting, come clean and admit who you really are, or have your silly and creepy alter-ego revealed to all on here.

Pick wisely champ, you're not lying any more to the nice people of GD.
Can you not just tell us?
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Since covid any train I've been on hasn't served food at all, not sure why you'd want a buffet car to be open when you could just bring your own snacks if it's a longer journey that will be cheaper and probably better quality.
 
The state of English trains is all the proof you need that we, as a species, aren't going to make it.

The stupid thing is Britain (the empire) built the trains in India and other places, they haven't upgraded or improved them since. But by doing nothing, their network is still better than what we have now in the UK :cry:

Don't worry. Soon we'll have HS2 and you'll be able to get to London 10 mins quicker for even more money.
 
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Research?? I’d naturally assumed there’d be a refreshment service because there always is (was) so why would I research something I’dvtaken as a given?
There wasn't always a refreshment service on all trains, I remember the timetables used to have a little symbol on it indicating if they did or not.
They've been taken out on my routes, both the trolley service (which to be fair would struggle to get through anyway) and also the bar. I always felt it was a bit weird having a bar on a train tbh.

As for seating comfort, my pet hate is carriages that are 5 seats wide. The 4 seat wide ones are fine, but on 5 seaters you are squeezed in a lot tighter next to your neighbour, making typing on a laptop or whatever without elbowing them pretty tough.
You also find that on the 3 seater sections you don't always see people using all 6 seats because it's pretty uncomfortable wedged int he middle not even being able to stretch your legs without kicking the person opposite. So it kind of defeats the purpose of cramming in more seats if some people choose to stand over using them anyway.
 
Complaining about the seat quality and the missing buffet service whilst us long term commuters dream of getting any seat during peak time travel, and pay thousands annually to be constantly let down by the poor service.
It's a bit like complaining that Jimmy Savile smoked too much.
 
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